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... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Montana vs. James Madison
When: Friday, December, 10, 07:00 PM Eastern
Where: Bridgeforth Stadium/Zane Showker Field - Harrisonburg, VA
Watch: ESPN2
Odds: James Madison by 8.0 pts.
Total Points: 47.0
All-Time Series : Montana vs. James Madison
Montana and James Madison have met 2 times since 12/17/2004.
These teams last met 4,746 days (~13 years) ago on 12/12/2008.
Series Wins: Montana 1-0-1 James Madison
Longest streak of continuous meetings: 1 (2008-2008).
Montana has won the most recent meeting (2008) in this series.
Last 2 Meetings
| Winner | Date | Location | Montana | James Madison | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Montana | 2008-12-12 | 35 | 27 | Ncaa Division I Football Championship - Semifinals - Harrisonburg, VA | |
| James Madison | 2004-12-17 | 21 | 31 | Iaa Championship - Missoula, MT |
^(Series Comparison Data via RivalryBot Database)
Through Week 14
| Week | Montana 10-2(7-2) | Result | James Madison 11-1(7-1) | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Washington 4-8(3-6) | W 13-7 | Morehead State 7-4(6-2) | W 68-10 |
| 2 | Western Illinois 2-9(2-6) | W 42-7 | Maine 6-5(4-4) | W 55-7 |
| 3 | BYE | N/A | Weber State 6-5(5-3) | W 37-24 |
| 4 | Cal Poly 2-9(1-7) | W 39-7 | BYE | N/A |
| 5 | Eastern Washington 10-3(6-3) | L 28-34 | New Hampshire 3-8(2-6) | W 23-21 |
| 6 | Dixie State 1-10(0-1) | W 31-14 | Villanova 10-2(7-1) | L 27-28 |
| 7 | Sacramento State 9-3(8-0) | L 21-28 | Richmond 6-5(4-4) | W 19-3 |
| 8 | Idaho 4-7(3-5) | W 34-14 | Delaware 5-6(3-5) | W 22-10 |
| 9 | Southern Utah 1-10(0-8) | W 20-19 | Elon 6-5(5-3) | W 45-21 |
| 10 | Northern Colorado 3-8(2-6) | W 35-0 | Campbell 3-8(2-5) | W 51-14 |
| 11 | Northern Arizona 5-6(4-4) | W 30-3 | William & Mary 6-5(4-4) | W 32-22 |
| 12 | Montana State 10-2(7-1) | W 29-10 | Towson 4-7(3-5) | W 56-10 |
| 13 | BYE | N/A | BYE | N/A |
| 14 | [Eastern Washington |
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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| Displate Discount Code |
| Figment |
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| Just Die Already |
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Region: NA (Canada)
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| JJ Leftovers |
|---|
| Boreal Blade |
| Call of Duty Endowment Timeless Pack |
| Displate Discount Code |
| Figment |
| Golf It! |
| Hyper Light Drifter |
| Just Die Already |
| Murderous Pursuits |
| Pathway |
| Rising Storm 2: Vietnam |
| Surviving Mars |
| Tales of the Neon Sea |
| The World Next Door |
| Valfaris |
| XTHRUST |
[Hitman (2016) Game of the Year Edition](https://store.st
... keep reading on reddit ➡
