What do you get when you cross 100 male deer and 100 female pigs?
What’s a pigs favorite karate move?
Do you know why chickens smell much worse than pigs?
What do pigs use to get rid of their acne?
What did the doctor prescribe for the pig's skin rash?
What lunch meat is made from a pigs shin?
Why did the pigs hold a disco?
Because it was In-de-pen-dance day.
I'm here all week.
Where do pigs sleep in the summer?
My two guinea pigs peed on me
I was pretty pissed
(Based off a true story 🥲)
Pigs are the greediest animal
They hog up everything you give them
How do pigs keep their feet clean?
What type of Social Media do pigs use?
Why do people prefer farm pigs rather than wild ones?
Because they're all such a boar.
What game do baby pigs play?
How come nothing happens to pigs with black hair?
It’s because Batman has sworn to protect Goth-ham
Went to feed the pigs today..
Pig said to me "It is so hot out here I'm bacon!"
If one pig cost $50, what do two pigs come to
Why are pigs bad at basketball
My best friend gave me this today because I'm obsessed with pigs & it is the best card I've ever gotten.
reddit.com/gallery/lkaalp
My wife insists on dipping her pigs in a blanket into both the Ketchup and the Mustard, when everyone knows you aren't supposed to mix sauces...
She mustup a perfectly good snack!
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
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Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
What's a pigs favourite musical.
When pigs fly…
Will they take off from airporks?
Why are pigs the worst drivers?
Because they hog the road!
A man was speeding in his car one day and a friend along for the ride asked him, "Don't you ever get any speeding tickets? He answered, "I'll get a speeding ticket when pigs fly."
Then he saw a police helicopter.
How do pigs keep their skin so healthy?
Why don't you tell pigs secrets?
Why are pigs who wear black safe?
Because Batman swore to protect goth ham.
What do pigs put on their sore feet?
Where should pigs be stored safely?
What kind of ties do pigs wear....
You know why you never see pigs in Hollywood?
Cause they always give hammy performances.
Why are pigs terrible at playing sports?
They like to hog the ball.
The three little pigs and the big bad wolf have put aside their differences to form a comedy group.
The first two pigs are okay, but the third pig has very strong material, and the wolf knows how to bring down the house.
They say when pigs fly...
Yet I saw some swine flu.
Whats a pigs favorite month?
I've just driven past a field full of flying pigs, I asked the farmer what was going on and he said...
Why didn't The Three Little Pigs read the Harry Potter Books?
They heard there was a house with huff and puff in it.
What's a pig's favorite karate move?
if you have 100 female pigs and 100 male dear. What do you have?
What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?
A hundred sows and bucks!!
What's a pig's favorite karate move?
What do you get when you pick a pigs nose?
Ham boogers 😆
I know I know…snot funny 😂 😆
What do you get when you pick a pigs nose 🐽?
Ham boogers.
I know. I know...
Snot funny
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
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