Pan (god) Puns

A list of puns related to "Pan (god)"

I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods...

...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.

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👤︎ u/alterom
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Two sausages sizzling in a pan...

Sausage 1: Flipping heck mate, it’s hot in here!

Sausage 2: oh my god, a talking sausage!!

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👤︎ u/CheeselogBites
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but . . .

He can't get no Satyr Faction.

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👤︎ u/ParadoxMike
📅︎ Apr 02 2014
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