Octagon, Octagon, Octagon Puns

A list of puns related to "Octagon, Octagon, Octagon"

The Pentagon was initially supposed to be The Octagon.

Unfortunately the contractors cut corners.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/matrose9
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 16 2022
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Octagon told Heptagon. โ€œโ€˜Iโ€™m sorry son, Grandma passed away.โ€

Heptagon said, โ€œNonagon?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/frankespitia
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 16 2021
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TIL the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon.

But the contractor kept cutting corners.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Xavier_Superfly
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Where does a UFC fighter go if they die in the octagon?

Brawlhalla

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blacknmi1d
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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When my kids asked me why their tree house is in the shape of an octagon

I said "corners were cut during its construction"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BinaryPeach
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Mum: I accidentally bought an octagonal prism as a dough flattener!

Dad: Just Roll with it.

Kid: Hah. Thatโ€™s some d-Rye humour!

Dad: What have I Raised...

Kid: The Yeast favourite kid on Reddit.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lil_Chalk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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I understand sign language

An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bcjgreen
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Achievement unlocked: Got a groan from my 6 year old

What's the opposite of an Octagon?

An Octa-returned!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/darcys_beard
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