Nihon Kiryaku Puns

The theory about Getwo is popular in Japanese fandom and has been mentioned here before, but it connects to another theory about the origin of Uraume and their power, which I’ve only seen on one Japanese blog. If you’re already aware of the first theory, you might want to skip to 2.

Abe no Seimei

1. Getwo is based on 蘆屋道満 Ashiya Dōman or another figure from the 蘆屋家 Ashiya clan.

In Jujutsu Kaisen, シン・陰流 簡易領域 or New Shadow Style: Simple Domain was conceived by jujutsu sorcerer Ashiya Sadatsuna during the Heian era to protect his disciples from curses and cursed technique users. Sadatsuna does not exist in actual Japanese history or literature, but the Ashiya clan does and one of their most well-known figures from the Heian era is Ashiya Dōman, an onmyōji (the historical equivalent of a jujutsu sorcerer) who was the rival of Abe no Seimei, the most famous onmyōji of all time. Dōman was also called 道摩法師 Dōma Hoshi or “the Buddhist priest/monk Dōma” and “Evil Dōma” for his evil deeds and adeptness at using curses.

According to Seimei's book, the Hoki Naiden, Dōman, who wanted to ruin Seimei after losing to him in a competition in front of the emperor, found out his rival possessed a secret book of spells that had been passed down from India to China to Japan, and he began an affair with Seimei's wife Rika. After they became close, Dōman was able to get Rika to show him the stone box where the book was hidden, and while Seimei was away, he was able to open the box and transcribe the book. After Seimei returned, Dōman told his rival he possessed the book and when Seimei said it was impossible because he had earned the book after training arduously in Tang China, Dōman proposed that if he could prove Seimei wrong, Seimei should let him cut off his him. Seimei agreed, Dōman showed him the book and killed him. Saint Hakudo, who had given the book to Seimei, traveled to Japan from China after sensing Seimei had been killed and resurrected him. They both went to visit Dōman and Rika, who were now married, and Hakudo asked Dōman if Seimei was aro

Phil

Sudden Lee

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

..... Will get a reward.

Because they work on many levels

Well, toucan play at that game.

Argon does not react.

Windows

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

Japan.

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

second hand stores!

it's Hans free now..

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

and not:

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

That was the punchline

It’s for Hispanic attacks

Not even remotely.

Me: Hi pregnant, I'm Dad!

Wife: No you're not.