A Times New Roman walked into a bar and the bartender said...

...sorry, we don't serve your type here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stoicinmd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2022
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What did Times New Roman say to the other fonts when it first came on the scene?

There’s a new serif in town.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2022
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What song did Times New Roman sing to Helvetica when they fell in love?

Baby, You’re All that I Font.

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Lots of times people don't think new surfers have what it takes

Because they keep going overboard and flipping out.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2022
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Comic Sans, Wingdings, and Times New Roman walk into a bar...

They all ask the bartender for a drink, but he says "Sorry. We don't serve your type here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dj_Faun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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I got a call from a friend, he said that he was in the hospital for eating too many copies of the New York Times.

The news was really hard to swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenebula1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2021
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Why did Times New Roman not finish his essay?

He couldn’t right align

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simszter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve

He certainly has plenty of experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DigThisMyBrother
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I don't know why people expect Time's Square to put on a decent New Year's Eve show.

They're always dropping the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnateo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What did Times New Roman say about Comic Sans?

Yeah, he's funny, but he's just not my type.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarioMakerProcess
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...

SURPRISE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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The New Year's celebration at Times Square was pretty disappointing.

They really dropped the ball this time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Did you hear what the New York Times editor-in-chief said on their last day?

"Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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There was recently a new type of mite discovered, and its existence might date back to prehistoric times

They're naming it dinomite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snakegear50
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Why did the vampire subscribe to the new york times?

He heard it had great circulation.

Btw can we start a trend of holloween dad jokes for the coming month? Plus I'd love to hear some pumpkin puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastScar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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I really wish I had made a pun about how we celebrate New Years Eve in Times Square.

I really dropped the ball on that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd011394
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I'm not impressed with the people who organize the New Year's celebration in Times Square

They always drop the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisGuy21321
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

"Get out of here!" shouts the bartender, "we don't serve your type."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2022
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Why did Arial get divorced from Times New Roman?

She wasn't his type

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHibernian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2022
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar

Get out of here! Shouts the bartender. We don't serve your type here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

β€œGet out of here!” shouts the bartender. β€œWe don’t serve your type!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/debeauty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar

"Get out of here", shouts the bartender. "We don't server your type"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Helvertica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

β€œGet out of here!” Shorts the bartender, β€œwe don’t serve your type”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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The New Year's celebration at Times Square was pretty disappointing.

They really dropped the ball this year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Times New Roman walks into a bar...

...bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoTonJoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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