Hello Everyone! I have a LOT of items (200+) for sale. I have added more items from my personal collection (back-ups, things that I couldn't let go earlier, etc). Everything is BRAND NEW, if it has been swatched or used it will be stated. Most are full sized- if not, it will be stated. Default is Brand new, full sized. If you are interested in things, please make a bundle and let me know. We can negotiate total price :)

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Eyeshadow Palettes:

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1. Too Faced Natural Face Palette $25 (originally $44)
2. Too Faced Natural Matte Face Palette $25
3. Tarteist Pro Glow and Blush Palette $25 (originally $45)

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1. Dominique Cosmetics Transition palette $25
2. Natasha Denona Bloom Cheek pal

Phil

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

..... Will get a reward.

Because they work on many levels

Well, toucan play at that game.

Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table

4 months ago I made a post titled "let us not forget who we are," in which I attempted to restore pride to this subreddit. I reminded us who we were and why that was significant. I said how I remembered reading a post by someone who came from the draven mains subreddit, who said they were impressed with how we we stayed cool despite playing a champion that was weak in season 10. Over the course of the next few months after that post by the Draven main, the subreddit deteriorated into one where most posts complained about the state of ryze or talked about possible ryze reworks. Having seen this, I made my aforementioned post. I tried to remind us to stay strong, to work to improve ourselves against the odds. Admittedly, that post came no where near to giving enough advice for improving, but that wasn't really my goal with that post. My goal was to just remind us who we were. Unfortunately, 4 months later, it appears we have forgotten who we were.

So I'm here making another post for two reasons. 1) I'd like to call everyone out for their BS and excuses and cop-outs, and 2) I'd like to offer some advice for improving in soloQ.

Firstly, go to the store and buy yourselves some ass cream and pillows, because you're about to be butthurt. Now, you are all a bunch of pansies. None of what you complain about matters. Stop complaining about how weak ryze is. Stop complaining about his matchups. Stop complaining about his items and his buildpaths. Stop complaining about the items now vs last season. Stop complaining about ryze now vs what he was a few seasons ago.

Ryze is an old champion; he was in the batch of first champions ever released. Compare those champions (ryze, Warwick, annie, etc) with champions released more recently (yone, Lilia, seraphine). The kits of old champions are so basic that it is actually a nightmare to balance them. The complex champions released more recently are much easier to balance. Because of this, the older champions have always been either incredibly weak or incredibly strong; we either never see them in the meta or we always see them in the meta. This is why riot gutted ryze when he was very strong, this is why is was very weak last season. This season, thanks to the item update, he is much more viable in the meta and pro-play. But you know what? It doesn't matter!! It doesn't matter how strong he is nor does it matter how weak he is, because that does not determine your level of play. It does not determine how

Argon does not react.

Windows

Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.

So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”

It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

Discord Name: tickjesus#9674

Name: Primrose Pyne

Age: 19

Cultural Group: First Men (Clawmen)

Appearance: Seemingly always laden with books and ledgers, Barbrey Brune's right-hand lady is a small, unintimidating girl of practical dress. She keeps her dirty-blonde hair at shoulder length, and her dark brown eyes are often said to be inquisitive and eager.

Trait: Numerate

Skill(s): Administrator, Architect(e), Taxman

Talent(s): Poetry, Storytelling, Singing

Negative Trait: N/A

Starting Title(s): Lady of Woodwell, Lady of the Pinewood

Starting Location: Duskendale

Alternate Characters: N/A

Biography

Child of the Pinewood

“I formally relinquish my interim position as Defender of the Claw in order to ensure its transition to Lady Barbrey Brune. My tenure as regent has ended. I will not have it be said that House Pyne refused to fulfill their promise to the Brunes.”

• Andros Pyne, Lord of Woodwell, former regent of Dyre Den, 96 AD

The only child of Lord Andros Pyne and a carpenter’s daughter -- not an unusual match for the lowly lords of the Pinewood -- was born in early 83 AD in the rickety, motte-and-bailey keep of Woodwell. The healers and wise men that Andros had brought in to attend the birth were all but certain that the strain of childbirth would kill the woman Andros had taken as his own as well as their child, but the difficult delivery passed and the result was a mewling baby girl as well as a faint but content mother. The notoriously fickle Andros Pyne had the newborn’s mother sent away the moment she could walk on her own after having caught wind from word around the castle that he had found her in a woodsman’s camp that was on Cave land as opposed to his own. Preferring to avoid scandal, she was sent away. He called the newborn Primrose for the flowers that her mother had worn in her hair when he first encountered her.

While Andros was a martial man, he refused to allow his daughter to pick up arms as a consequence of her weak physique and studious nature. She was tutored from the earliest by every elder of the Pinewood that Andros figured had something worth hearing, learning numbers and songs, stories and laws. It was at an early age indeed that young Primrose remarked on the lackadaisical nature of the Claw’s systems of law and exchange. Coinage was scant, and there was little in the way of a system of values and no taxes to speak of. Owing

Japan.

Since I'm literally running a subreddit called /r/Blanchardianism, this seems like relevant information for readers. Core points the post is likely to include:

• Non-AGP non-gay men have a wide range of gender feelings, one that is likely approximately as wide as that for men in general. Therefore Blanchardianism likely does not capture most factors involved in transsexuality, and Blanchardians seem to usually be unaware of this point.
• The Blanchardian causes of gender issues are incompatible with a strict typology. Blanchardians tend to be very skeptical of e.g. AGPTSs being feminine, but this follows fairly straightforwardly from AGP and femininity both contributing to gender issues. Therefore Blanchardianism is self-contradictory. (On the other hand, competing theories do account for this.)
• Erotic Target Location Errors - that AGP is caused by an inversion of attraction to women - is taken as absolute gospel. But it is speculative and has almost no evidence.
• Blanchardians often appeal to their experience as an argument; e.g. while no study proves that the typology is absolute, they often have personally noticed inconsistencies among supposed exceptions which suggest that they may not be as exceptional as they claim. But appealing to this requires trust, and they destroyed their trustworthiness by their ETLE absolutism, as well as by their continued skepticism regarding GayGP.
• The explanatory power of HSTS often relies on the idea that it is "obvious" that very feminine males would want to transition. But this seems to be based on some interpolation that isn't very well-justified; for instance desisters don't have any more gender issues than ordinary men. So "HSTS" is probably a lot less explanatory than people think.
• Why is it that Blanchardians suddenly start accepting all of the flawed arguments against AGP suddenly when it's considered in GayGP or AAP women?? (E.g. that AAP women have a masculinized sexuality.) Did they just never believe in the counterarguments in the first place?
• Psychology is about invalidating people's identities, because there would be no point in having a functioning psychological science if we could just introspect or take people's words for granted. But we do not have a functioning psychological science, so that point is a bit wishful thinking. Most people in psychology do not have the methods necessary to build wor