How does Nasa organize a party?
OPun (Open source Puns) database from my site released
Hopefully this post is allowed. 5 or so years ago, I decided to post puns that I either came up with or enjoyed a lot. My goal was to make it easy to find puns based on a topic or subject. So I heavily tagged all of the entries with relevant information. I've consistently uploaded new puns on at least a weekly basis, but usually every 3 days.
I've amassed a large collection that I've decided to open source. I've dumped my database into a JSON file that is open and free to use (with proper attribution).
Let me know what you think!
https://punatorium.com/opun
I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament,
but good players are really hard to find.
I built a model of Mt.Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?" I replied "No."
I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
What is the organ donation center called in England?
I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said “concentrate from Turkey”
Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice?
They should make a political organization for older people who've left the workforce.
Call it the retirement party
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)
What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?
Today I saw the biggest unicelular organism to have ever existed. It was about 8cm in diameter.
I saw a great movie about databases.
I can’t wait for the SQL.
I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
I think my postman is an organ donor.
His truck says, “We deliver for you.”
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
What's Israel's cannabis organization?
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
My x wife hated the way I organized everything
Hopefully my y wife won’t be my last.
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
My wife just bought some organic rosehips
I did even know roses had legs.
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
A fat man came into the store trying to decide if he wanted a hammock. He laid down in the display model and I tried pushing him so he could feel what it was like to gently rock. I wasn't strong enough. He left without purchasing it.
Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
The problem with models
… is they’re all such posers.
Did you hear about the summer camp for aspiring models? They’re hiring counselors for next year, but it’s not for everyone.
The camp goers are pretty intense.
How does Santa keep his library organized?
What is the difference between Butt and Butte?
One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.
There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.
The reason there is so few organ donors is
What do you call an organized alligator?
I don't know, but you better not mess with it!
I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.
Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.
How does Santa organize his list?
He puts it in elf-abetical order.
How does nasa organize a party?
What do you call an organ donation center in England?
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
How does NASA organize a party?
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
I saw a great movie about databases today.
How does NASA organize a party?
I bought a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?"
I replied, "NO!! It's to look at."
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