A list of puns related to "Mike Teti"
Hello all,
It saddens me to see how bleak this sub has become. Approximately one month ago, u/Mike_Fucking_Teti was banned from this sub. Although some things he said may be interpreted as offensive from some angles, ultimately he brought life to the sub. Some of the funniest comments and posts came from him, and he always made me laugh. This sub needs more people like this to showcase the true values of our sport- determination, grit, and hard work, but also the ability to unwind every once in a while and not take ourselves too seriously, enjoying the little things in life. I've missed seeing him greatly, and I hope you all feel the same as I do. #FreeTeti
I got a familiar chill down my spine when I saw Governor Cuomo on the news. https://imgur.com/a/ngtiNAL
After the great improvement this summer in the Men's 8 at Worlds, I am wondering if USRowing might consider moving the Elite Camp men from Princeton or Oklahoma to Berkeley so Teti can coach them AND Cal Berkeley? Is this even a consideration? I don't think they can pay him enough to leave Cal, and he has expressed to the media the desire to stay at Cal. Can he do both?
Why such a great meme in this sub? (Non US rower btw)
To anyone who is coached by him, has he ever said anything about it? I imagine it would be best not to ask, but im sure someone has had to have make that mistake before.
With Baylor in the news for the football coach's firing because he failed to report sexual harassment, I am wondering if anyone has heard any follow up about the accusations against Mike Teti and the Cal Berkeley rowing program? It was first reported April 22. http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_29798521/cal-mens-crew-coach-under-investigation-over-claim
Hi, I'm a 6'5" 230 lbs senior in high school. I've been rowing for 254 years and my 2k is a 10:45 but I've did a 15 min. Mike Teti state last week and I think I can break 5:40 on my next 2k. Could I fuck Mike Teti's sister?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
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