Rowers say U.S. Olympic coach Mike Teti threatened, verbally abused them espn.com/olympics/story/_…
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2019 Mike Teti Interview - "It's a requirement, we have to win at least 2 medals, and probably 4... In LA they want 10 medals. If I don't achieve that, I'm sure I'll be out of a job."
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Clark Dean talks to Martin Cross | They discuss 2K testing, Mike Teti, Tim McLaren, rowing at Harvard, *THAT* celebration at the 2018 Junior Nationals and the possibility of a Zeidler v Dean showdown in Paris 2024... youtu.be/G67sMbAPDDM
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Petition to unban Mike_Fucking_Teti

Hello all,

It saddens me to see how bleak this sub has become. Approximately one month ago, u/Mike_Fucking_Teti was banned from this sub. Although some things he said may be interpreted as offensive from some angles, ultimately he brought life to the sub. Some of the funniest comments and posts came from him, and he always made me laugh. This sub needs more people like this to showcase the true values of our sport- determination, grit, and hard work, but also the ability to unwind every once in a while and not take ourselves too seriously, enjoying the little things in life. I've missed seeing him greatly, and I hope you all feel the same as I do. #FreeTeti

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Mike Teti and Governor Andrew Cuomo look very similar

I got a familiar chill down my spine when I saw Governor Cuomo on the news. https://imgur.com/a/ngtiNAL

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Mike Teti Announced as U.S. Men’s Head Coach Beginning in June usrowing.org/news/2018/01…
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Mike Teti throws out first pitch at Yankee Stadium
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USRowing & Mike Teti

After the great improvement this summer in the Men's 8 at Worlds, I am wondering if USRowing might consider moving the Elite Camp men from Princeton or Oklahoma to Berkeley so Teti can coach them AND Cal Berkeley? Is this even a consideration? I don't think they can pay him enough to leave Cal, and he has expressed to the media the desire to stay at Cal. Can he do both?

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Mike Teti Joins USRowing Coaching Staff usrowing.org/news/2017/06…
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Interview with Mike Teti youtube.com/watch?v=4Qcd1…
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A former female member of the Cal men's rowing team, claims coach Mike Teti knew she was sexually assaulted in 2013 at a team party. Instead of reporting it, she said, the coach told her to stop crying, saying, "You're no angel anyway," and asked her about her sexual relationships with other rowers. mercurynews.com/breaking-…
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One day I want somebody to look at me the way Mike Teti looked at Dave Simon after his 5:41 2k at the age of 19
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Mike Teti's Workout Station youtube.com/watch?v=dWI6I…
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Mike Teti's sister and I made a video the other night, among other things youtu.be/khT7XZi-RV4
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What's up with Mike Teti

Why such a great meme in this sub? (Non US rower btw)

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Mike Teti firing up the Olympic 8 for the fastest and cleanest 10 strokes you will see all day youtube.com/watch?v=YOGOD…
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So fast he got to fuck mike teti's sister i.reddituploads.com/3e78b…
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Regarding the Mike teti's workout station video

To anyone who is coached by him, has he ever said anything about it? I imagine it would be best not to ask, but im sure someone has had to have make that mistake before.

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Mike Teti's official Welter Weight Single Recruiting Camp
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Baylor in the news, Mike Teti follow up?

With Baylor in the news for the football coach's firing because he failed to report sexual harassment, I am wondering if anyone has heard any follow up about the accusations against Mike Teti and the Cal Berkeley rowing program? It was first reported April 22. http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_29798521/cal-mens-crew-coach-under-investigation-over-claim

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Could I fuck Mike Teti's sister?

Hi, I'm a 6'5" 230 lbs senior in high school. I've been rowing for 254 years and my 2k is a 10:45 but I've did a 15 min. Mike Teti state last week and I think I can break 5:40 on my next 2k. Could I fuck Mike Teti's sister?

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Mike Teti's Workout Station youtube.com/watch?feature…
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<---- Hours of elite coaching required to get Mike Teti's sister pregnant
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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