What’s the difference between a Mercedes Benz and a porcupine?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
What do you call an Emmanuel that drives a Mercedes Benz?
Why do expensive German cars have so many crumple zones?
Because that's the way the Mercedes Benz.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz
Willie nelson just got hit by a car.
He was playing on the road again.
Guy got his luxury car t-boned in an accident
Suppose he saw how the Mercedes-Benz
transportation related body part puns idea list
Examples
Shoebaru , Subaru
Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi
Legsus, lexus
Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.
What did the millionaire learn when he got in a car accident?
He learned how his Mercedes Benz
What car is featured in a porno?
What car don't crumple in a crash?
Toyota drops his car keys...
So Mercedes-Benz over to pick them up.
What do you call an expensive car that can flex?
My mechanic said there was nothing wrong with my...
Asked my dad if I could drive his Mercedes?
He answered me with it de-Benz haha 😂
Was driving with my dad earlier today
As we were driving, we saw a car on the side of the road that looked as if it had broken down.
Dad: I guess it wont start
Me: That looks like a bummer.
Dad: Looks more like a Mercedes Benz to me.
Did you know that if you round a corner too fast
Two snails were walking down the street when a Mercedes drove by
One of them turned to the other and said "Look at that S car go"
What sound do two Mercs make when they collide?
What happens when you crash your fancy new car?
My car hit a tree today
But don't worry I'm Oakay
My horses have started to make alcohol
I really want to have my own vehicle
Too bad I can't af-ford one.
I think I have to rein back my puns. (Art by me)
A car company tried to make a submarine, but it kept surfacing too quickley
The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
Terrible Pun (Don't Read It)
Oh yeah, I'm a gamer. A gay Mercedes.
(Gay means happy too!)
My uncles time to shine.
(To my cousin)
Me: Who are you dating now?
Cousin: Alexis
Uncle: I told him not to date a car, They're too high maintenance.
(Groans, etc.)
Cop 1: So how did his car crash?
Cop 2: Maybenhe wanted to see his Mercedes-bend
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I did origami with a car yesterday
what car you say? Well, a Mercedes Bendz!
What is Reinhardt's favorite car?
Never drive your car into water
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree.
He found out how the Mercedes bends.
What do you call decompression sickness after a car that was crushing you is removed?
Got one in on the gf yesterday.
We were watching TV and this Mercedes ad comes on and says something along the lines of "900 miles between fill-ups" or something outrageous like that. I got the classic grin and said "Huh, I thought Phillip was a more common name than that."
Just made the perfect toastie
http://m.imgur.com/w0DDjEQ
There's a fine line...
between a peace sign and the Mercedes logo
Dad just got back from the optometrist
The doctor told him he had cataracts. My dad replied, no I drive a Mercedes.
I think he'd been saving that one for a while judging by the smile on his face.
Overheard at a car dealership. "What kind of car do you have now?"
"I have a Wishitwasa."
Wishitwasa?
"Yeah, Wishitwasa Ferrari... Wishitwasa a Mercedes... Wishitwasa a Jaguar... a Wishitwasa."
Followed by a short sigh and, "I'll take whatever I can afFORD."
The ole' dad joke twofer.
What is the most flexible car
My wife drove our German car off the pier and into the sea. The next day I went diving and found it.
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