So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the EskimoβAleut family.
I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.
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What's the least spoken language in the world?
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What language do people speak in the middle of the earth?
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︎ Jan 01 2022
What is the longerst word in the english language?
Smiles. The first and the last letter are a mile apart.
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︎ Oct 02 2021
What language do postmen speak?
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︎ Jan 02 2022
The dumbest phrase in the English language is, "I caught a cold".
You didn't 'catch' anything. The cold caught you. Can you imagine an antelope saying, "Look I caught a Cheetah! It's all over me"
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︎ Dec 04 2021
What word in the English language is almost always spelled wrong?
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︎ Nov 16 2021
I heard this book was banned for its fowl language
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︎ Nov 26 2021
E or Γ?
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︎ Jan 03 2022
I know English is not my first language, but bear with me!
I said help, bear with me!
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︎ Aug 24 2021
I think we should learn the least spoken language of the world
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︎ Dec 28 2021
From my 8-year-old daughter: "I think I want to learn sign language"
You never know when it might come in handy
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If βwombβ is pronounced βwoomβ and βtombβ is pronounced βtoomβ then shouldnβt βbombβ be pronouncedβ¦
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︎ Dec 24 2021
I asked my daughter, "If thereβs a bee in my hand, whatβs in my eye?" Rolling her eyes, she said, "I give up. What?"
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
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︎ Jan 06 2022
What did the librarian announce over the PA system when a reader took home βThe Languages of Tolkien's Middleearthβ?
βElvish has left the building.β
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︎ Dec 27 2021
Well in that case
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︎ Jan 06 2022
What do you call the letters of the Elvish Language?
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︎ Dec 14 2021
Why do teachers fart in class?
Because they arenβt private tutors.
One of my students shared that with me yesterday and it made me smile because I had just crop dusted the back of the room.
Itβs my cake day. Be nice.
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︎ Dec 23 2021
What is the capital of Poland?
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︎ Dec 04 2021
What is Mr Sheen's favourite language?
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︎ Dec 13 2021
My 7yo just dropped this nugget on us: What do you call it when giraffes are all crammed together and having trouble moving?
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︎ Dec 19 2021
Proud dad moment.
My 5 year old son is putting together a puzzle of the states, and as heβs doing so, heβs counting all the letters in each state (too see which has the most). He then comes to Tennessee.
Him: Why do we call it Tennessee?
Shouldnβt we call itβ¦ (as he giggles to himself)β¦ Nine-essee?
We all groaned.
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︎ Dec 18 2021
What is the best language to tell a joke in?
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︎ Sep 05 2021
What language do Irish vegetables speak?
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︎ Nov 09 2021
I started learning sign language
I only know a handful of words but itβs already come in handy
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︎ Oct 11 2021
There's a language barrier between me and my girlfriend.
She accidentally glued a dictionary to her face.
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︎ Sep 02 2021
At breakfast, my dad put a pineapple and a banana on the table and said, 'You have two options of fruits today -
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︎ Dec 03 2021
What language do postmen speak?
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︎ Sep 27 2021
What do you call Die Hard without Alan Rickman?
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︎ Nov 12 2021
What language did the Belgian smoker speak?
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︎ Oct 12 2021
Going to be a father in May so Iβm practicingβ Why did the duck get kicked out of class?
For quacking jokes
EDIT: this joke did wayyy better than I expected lol. Thank you all for the words of encouragement, awards, and corny jokes to follow up! Iβm excited to make my family cringe for years to come
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︎ Oct 11 2021
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language.
I guarantee you that nobody has ever heard them.
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︎ Jun 25 2021
I used to know how to say chicken soup in another language
But I pho ga.
There was also this amazing dessert in Italy but affogato the name of that too
:(
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︎ Jul 07 2021
As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What did the Language student say when he graduated?
Iβm a pro now with pronouns!
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︎ Sep 17 2021
What language do the 2021 teenagers speak in Rome?
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︎ Aug 20 2021
They communicate in a higher level of language
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︎ Jul 15 2021
What is the least spoken language all over the world??
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︎ Jan 08 2022
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, there's a mile between each "s"
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︎ Dec 10 2021
What language do they speak at the centre of the earth?
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︎ Dec 15 2021
Whatβs the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. Thereβs a mile between the Sβs!
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︎ Oct 24 2021
Which language, is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Dec 24 2021
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. The first and the last letter are a mile apart.
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︎ Oct 03 2021
What is the worldβs least spoken language?
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︎ Jun 10 2021
I know a handful of jokes in sign language.
I guarantee no one has ever heard them!
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︎ May 29 2021
What is the least spoken language?
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