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This took me a MINUTE! But I'm bored with covid and was wondering who the oldest and youngest housewives were. The only birthday that I could not find at all was Sarah the bow-eater from RHOC :( Enjoy!!

1. Kim Granatell (September 12, 1950) (71)
2. Jeana Keough (September 18, 1955) (66)
3. Lea Black (April 23, 1956) (65)
4. Lynne Curtin (October 26, 1956) (65)
5. Ramona Singer (November 18, 1956) (65)
6. Faye Resnick (July 3, 1957) (64)
7. Lynda Erkiletian (September 17, 1957) (64)
8. Kathy Hilton (March 13, 1959) (62)
9. Eileen Davidson (June 15, 1959) (62)
10. Quinn Fry (October 29, 1959) (62)
11. Lisa Vanderpump (September 15, 1960) (61)
12. Lauri Peterson (October 28, 1960) (61)
13. Kim DePaola (April 22, 1961) (60)
14. Caroline Manzo (August 23, 1961) (60)
15. Adrienne Maloof (September 4, 1961) (60)
16. Vicki Gunvalson (March 27, 1962) (59)
17. Danielle Staub (July 29, 1962) (59)
18. Karen Huger (May 3, 1963) (58)
19. Elyse Slaine (June 29, 1963) (58)
20. Lisa Rinna (July 11, 1963) (58)
21. Tammy Knickerbocker (July 17, 1963) (58)
22. Carole Radziwill (August 20, 1963) (58)
23. Sonja Morgan (November 25, 1963) (58)
24. Jill Zarin (November 30, 1963) (58)
25. Yolanda Hadid (January 11, 1964) (57)
26. Shannon Storms Beador (March 24, 1964) (57)
27. Kim Richards (September 19, 1964) (57)
28. Cindy Barshop (October 11, 1964) (57)
29. Kathryn Edwards (October 16, 1964) (57)
30. Dorinda Medley (December 13, 1964) (57)
31. LuAnn DeLesseps (May 17, 1965) (56)
32. Charrisse Jackson Jordan (July 16, 1965) (56)
33. Michaele Salahi (October 1, 1965) (56)
34. Kathy Wakile (October 4, 1965) (56)
35. Ana Quincoces (November 10, 1965) (56)
36. Adriana de Moura (November 26, 1965) (56)
37. Barbara Kavovit (January 4, 1966) (55)
38. Garcelle Beauvais (November 24, 1966) (55)
39. Marysol Patton (May 9, 1967) (54)
40. Kimberly Bryant (January 14, 1967) (54)
41. Cynthia Bailey (February 19, 1967) (54)
42. Margaret Josephs (April 9, 1967) (54)
43. Alexia Echevarria (May 3, 1967) (54)
44. Siggy Flicker (June 1, 1967) (54)
45. Leeanne Locken (June 7, 1967) (54)
46. Stacie Scott Turner (July 16, 1967) (54)
47. Tamra Judge (September 2, 1967) (54)
48. Sheree Zampino (November 16, 1967) (54)
49. Nene Leakes (December 13, 1967) (54)
50. Kelly Bensimon (May 1, 1968) (53)
51. Rosie Pierri (June 12, 1968) (53)
52. Camille Grammer (September 2, 1968) (53)
53. Jennifer Gilbert (December 24, 1968) (53)
54. Heather Dubrow (January 5, 1969) (52)
55. Kyle Richards (January 11, 1969) (5

This week is an iconic one - let's get started!

JANUARY 10TH

RHOA, S8E10, 2016

Lauren and Porsha talk through the issues about Porsha being mad about Lauren's pregnancy, and Porsha asks why she told her so late. Lauren says she was worried she'd upset Porsha, as she's the older sister and wanted kids before her.

Kenya and her father go to a family reunion in Detroit and on the way Kenya makes a stop at her mother's house and knocks at the door. She hears her mom lock the door, but her mom never acknowledges her despite her pleas from outside and Kenya leaves broken-hearted, and her dad tells her he told her so. Once at the family reunion, Kenya decks everyone out in t-shirts with "Kenya's Family Reunion" on them, and calls her grandma - the one who raised her - a "sassy raccoon". Excuse me, what?

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RHOBH, S7E6, 2017

Kyle, forever tainted by season two's game night, hires a professional game night planner - Dana - I'm kidding, their name is Cal. When the women arrive, Dorit fawns over Eden calling her "adorable" and "a beautiful girl", and talks about liking skinny dipping and practically invited Eden to a heated pool.. and this is the same woman who didn't defend Denise, alright! Dorit even asks Eden if she's a lesbian.

The women bring up panty gate - again, as there's nothing the Beverly Hills women like more than Chilean sea bass and a beating a horse that's just bones - and Kim Richards asks why it's a big deal at their age for a woman not to wear underwear. As always, it turns into a fight between Kim and Rinna.

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RHONJ, S8E13, 2018 (FINALE)

Siggy's son JOSH-UA let her know he got into Penn State, which just delights her.

Teresa takes two of her dorters to see their dad, and we don't see anything as cameras are obviously not allowed.

Marge is having a party in her unfinished house, but the party planner makes it look great. Everyone arrives, but Dolores comes with bad news - Siggy is in the hospital. Danielle rolls her eyes while she hears Siggy badly hurt her ankle. We cut to a scene where Siggy is moaning at the bottom of the stairs, and we are

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

#FT: OL Reign 3-0 Orlando Pride

OL Reign scorers: Bethany Balcer (3'), Eugénie Le Sommer (28', 32')

Venue: Cheney Stadium

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OL Reign

Sarah Bouhaddi, Lauren Barnes, Alana Cook, Kristen McNabb, Sofia Huerta, Quinn, Jessica Fishlock (Dani Weatherholt), Rose Lavelle (Shirley Cruz), Dzsenifer Marozsán (Angelina), Eugénie Le Sommer (Tziarra King), Bethany Balcer (Leah Pruitt).

Subs: Stephanie Cox, Phallon Tullis-Joyce, Celia Jiménez, Samantha Hiatt.

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Orlando Pride

Ashlyn Harris, Amy Turner, Ali Krieger, Courtney Petersen, Ali Riley (Erika Tymrak), Taylor Kornieck (Marta), Meggie Dougherty Howard (Marisa Viggiano), Gunnhildur Yrsa Jonsdottir, Alex Morgan, Sydney Leroux, Jodie Taylor (Phoebe Mcclernon).

Subs: Parker Roberts, Abigail Kim, Toni Pressley, Kylie Strom, Brittany Wilson.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

3' Goal! OL Reign 1, Orlando Pride 0. Bethany Balcer (OL Reign) header from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Sofia Huerta with a cross.

28' Eugénie Le Sommer Goal

30' Jodie Taylor (Orlando Pride) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

32' Eugénie Le Sommer Goal

45' Substitution, Orlando Pride. Phoebe McClernon replaces Jodie Taylor.

45' Substitution, Orlando Pride. Marisa Viggiano replaces Meggie Dougherty Howard.

58' Substitution, Orlando Pride. Marta replaces Taylor Kornieck.

62' Amy Turner (Orlando Pride) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

71' Substitution, OL Reign. Angelina replaces Dzsenifer Marozsán.

73' Ali Riley (Orlando Pride) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

76' On: Tziarra King|Off: Eugénie Le Sommer

79' Substitution, Orlando Pride. Erika Tymrak replaces Ali Riley.

87' Substitution, OL Reign. Dani Weatherholt replaces Jess Fishlock.

88' Substitution, OL Reign. Leah Pruitt replaces Bethany Balcer.

88' Su

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

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