Man on the Moon Puns

A list of puns related to "Man on the Moon"

I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon

Neil before me

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👤︎ u/RecoveringRelapser
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?

Neil won.

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👤︎ u/jazzysax241
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon...

"Well…" he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."

"And he won?" I said.

"Well, no…" he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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👤︎ u/Moleyboii
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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My wife says she doesn't know who the last man on the moon was...

She doesn't know Jack Schmitt.

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👤︎ u/hctibasiaixelsyd
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Told my wife that Gene Cernan, the last man on the moon, died yesterday at the age of 82...

She responds, "Why the heck did they leave him up there for so long!?"

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👤︎ u/PivotalPixel
📅︎ Jan 17 2017
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My friend was at a conference this summer where Alan Bean (4th man on the moon) was the keynote speaker...

I told him, "that speech must have been out of this world!"

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👤︎ u/spenceredelstei
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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👤︎ u/mooshoopork4
📅︎ May 16 2020
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I am buzz Aldrin, second man to walk on the moon...

Neil before me.

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👤︎ u/IamGuha
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon...

Neil before him.

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👤︎ u/a_voided
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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im buzz Aldrin,second man on the moon

Neil before me!

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👤︎ u/bribonzuelo92
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

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👤︎ u/divinetaco
📅︎ Jul 16 2018
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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well..." he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."

"And he won?" I asked.

"Well, no..." he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it !

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👤︎ u/loWbAtTeRy67
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well..." he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door."

"Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we toss for it."

"And he won?" I said.

"Well, no." he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the jerk."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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👤︎ u/KaboomBaby4
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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👤︎ u/nerdy_ag17
📅︎ Jun 14 2017
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How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

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👤︎ u/fliplock89
📅︎ Sep 29 2015
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