Look On The Bright Side
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterLauris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Me: I guess I should look on the bright side.

SO: I would, but it's just so gloomy today.

He's really been on a dad joke roll lately.

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2016
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My friend today is intentionally staring at the sun to cause eye damage.

Look on the bright side, today will be the last time he sees 2020....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RasberryOnline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Crane flies are optimists.

They're always looking on the bright side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What’s a moth’s life motto?

Always look on the bright side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dillpickle330
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Why are firefighters positive people?

They always look on the bright side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Dadjoked my brother in the car

We were driving and my brother was complaining about the sun being in his eyes so naturally I responded with "well you know what they always say... look on the bright side"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZestyBlankets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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Sister channelled some dad humor yesterday.

My sister is getting her wisdom teeth out today, and so last night I was trying to encourage her to not worry. As anyone else who has gotten wisdom teeth out likely knows, it's tough to eat solid food for a few days, so to make her feel better:

Me: Look on the bright side! You get to lose a few pounds!
Her: You're right! These teeth weigh 2 or 3 pounds each!

Thanks Jackie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matt7259
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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