A list of puns related to "List of highways numbered 53"
Most went to the Gulf station but one went to the Esso station which goes to prove that there’s an Esso bee in every crowd.
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I ended up with dim sum.
I am easily lead.
Luckily there was no traffic congestion...
Humbly submitted, Dad
They were out of Control.
Luckily I found an Escape.
I got Home eventually.
Now what’s left is Yellow Pages
It was the list I could do
420 is too high.
Marriage.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
He switches to decafe!
Will always decrease.
At least for the four-seeable future.
Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
She's a countess.
Traffic is described as being stationery...
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
The neighbor of the beast...
It really takes its toll on me.
I never slaw it coming.
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more like en passat
Now she's a small medium at large.
When he was finished, he looked at the other dog and said, “Clean up that mess.”
The other dog sniffed the pile and said, “Nope. That’s your asphalt!”
Ill iterates
Number 3 will shock you
It’s called pseudo-ku.
One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski
And the guy says “how many tattoos I have now”
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
They were doing it in a-bun-dance.
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
So far all I have is 9.
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