What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?
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I put my left ear next to one of those fancy wind funnel fans, and I actually could feel a little air coming out of my right ear.
I don’t really mind sitting on the left or right of a rowing boat.
What did the keyboard say when the gamer went backwards, left, and then right, directly into lava?
Two guys were arguing. One of them had only a left hand and one had only a right hand.
After a while, the left handed guy realized that the other guy was right, so he left.
If 3 lefts make a right, what do 2 rights make?
What did the right lung say to the left lung?
Research shows that left handed people waste more food than right handed people
Otherwise, rightovers would be a word.
In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
"Confucius Says...War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left."
I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. “You need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,” I told her. “Do you mow the whole yard in one direction.”
“Why?” she asked.
“Because that’s what makes it beautiful.”
Oh, the eye roll on this kid.
What did the right side of my head say to the left?
am I right ? of course Im on the left wing :D
I have two right feet. I went to a bowling alley, they gave me two left shoes. I said “these aren’t right”
The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...
I guess I'm just lambidextrous...
I'll show y'all to the door.
If you cut your left hand, your right hand will be left.
Similar to... cutting both your left arm and leg makes you alright...
My cousin got into a car accident and lost his entire left side, he kept saying he was all right but I didnt believe him so he just kept yelling at me.
'Stuff was completely one-sided
Have you heard of the guy who lost his left side? Yeah, he's all right now.
My 🚣♀️ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?
I said it doesn’t matter, right, left, either oar
Son: Dad, why is it called Right and Left?
Dad: Well son, back when I was a boy your Right hand was the right one to use, and if you didn't then your Left hand was the only one left.
My alt-left and alt-right friends needed some space between them.
My left foot doesn’t feel right.
What did the right ear say to the left ear?
Hey! We live on the same block.
If two right handed people kill eachother who’s left.
I’m debating whether to write “YES” on my left hand and “NO” on my right hand.
I mean, on the one hand, yes, but on the other hand, no.
What did the right shoe say to the left shoe?
My buddy is getting his left arm amputated tomorrow. Don't worry, he'll be all right.
What do you have if you have a snowball in your right and a snowball in your left hand?
Frosty's full and undivided attention!
My new podiatrist doesn’t know his right from his left.
We started off on the wrong foot.
You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the merry-go-round!
What did the left leg say to the right leg?
"Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick!"
My left thumb doesn’t agree with my right thumb’s political views.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What did the left eye say to the right?
Just between you and me,
something smells.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
If you cut off your left hand, your right hand will be left.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me something smells
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What did the right eye say to the left one?
Between you and me man something smells
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
If you cut off your left arm then your right arm will be left.
What did the right eye said to the left one ?
Between me and you something smells
If you cut off your left arm then your right arm would be left.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
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