I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...
Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
I made the Judge laugh so hard
I was guilty of Mans laughter.
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
When visiting Hawaii, you're not allowed to laugh out loud.
I made a girl in a wheelchair laugh today.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
Do you know why laughing gas makes you laugh?
Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
I posted this on r/memes a while ago and it didn't blow up or somthing. I am just so proud of this it makes me laugh every time
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"
"Ten tickles."
I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.
Actually made my wife laugh today
My daughter and I were playing with the toy story toys. Bopeep had to see the doctor and I said I don't trust ducky as the doctor. I think he's a quack.
Haha made me laugh at my own meme
Haha now laugh
Why did the old man fell into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What type of writing makes everyone laugh?
*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
How does a color laugh?
Hue Hue Hue.
edit: im dumb
How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
My teacher having a laugh
My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.
My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didn’t laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...
It must have been the delivery...
Every fall, after all the foliage falls from my trees, the trees suddenly sprout new foliage. It makes me laugh.
I guess I like the comic releaf.
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
Why didn’t my boyfriend laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?
Because he was laughtose intolerant
Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeleton’s favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....
It maybe posted here already, as it seams old, but i had a good laugh
No one ever laughs at my sausage jokes.
probably because they're the wurst
What do you call a group of dogs that don’t laugh at your jokes?
I got banned from Hawaii for having a loud laugh
All they accept is a low ha
Did you know people aren't allowed to laugh out loud in Hawaii?
They are only allowed a low ha.
How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
Do Hawaiians laugh out loud?
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Give it ten tickles (tentacles).
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh?
I showed ten puns to my family to make them laugh
How many tickles does in take to make an octopus laugh?
What can you get from a squid that will make you laugh?
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