My son lost a tooth last night so I went on a tooth fairy joke rampage. Tell me your favorite, enjoy, and like any dad joke please overuse them until your kids are annoyed.

Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie? Jaws

What kind of animal does a tooth fairy have? A canine

Where does the tooth fairy get her magic? Its just incisor

What a Tooth fairys favorite animal? A Molar bear

What's a tooth fairys favorite element? Tungsten

Whats a Tooth fairys favorite fairy tale? Tonsil and gretle

Whats a tooth fairys favorite dance? The floss

How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it

Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments? She finds them obtooth

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