What has two butts and kills people?
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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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They/them
(They slash them)
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What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny
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how does an non binary samurai kill pepole..
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Which man did Jaro kill?
https://preview.redd.it/zyvclp2qjkx61.jpg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71048f27b50f7e73283bc35ea167606f6c89d1bc
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To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
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My girlfriend says if we donβt get married soon, sheβs gonna kill me.
...itβs a matter of wife or death.
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Iβve just been charged for using sandpaper to kill my victim.
I only wanted to rough him up a bit.
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Eating mercury can kill you.
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Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
He asked them who their favorite composer was and they all said "Bach Bach Bach Bach"
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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
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Pun enters a room, kills 10 people....
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We shouldn't kill mosquitos, guys.
After all, they and we are of the same blood
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You know the animal that kills the most people in the world?
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I am sick and tired of people calling me lazy, so I'm going to kill myself.
But, the gun is all the way over there.
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How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Starkβs parents?
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"No, I'm a talking tree, don't kill me!"
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What has 2 butts and kills people?
An assassin
Thank you! Iβll be here all night
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What has 2 butts and kills people ?
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How does a non binary samurai kill someone?
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What has two butts and kills people?
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In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
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What has two butts and kills people?
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How do you kill a BLUE elephant?
Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
How do you kill a PINK elephant?
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Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
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