[Yankees] Prior to today’s game, the Yankees made the following roster moves: • Placed RHP Jonathan Loáisiga on the 10-day injured list with a right shoulder strain. • Recalled RHP Albert Abreu (#84) from Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre. twitter.com/yankees/statu…
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[Meet Report] 2017 USAPL Raw Nationals Prime Time | Jonathan Cayco | 787.5 kg @ 92.7 | M 25 | 495 Wilks

2017 USAPL Raw Nationals 93 kg Prime Time platform

Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNXyYrwx4YM

btw it's literally raw footage from the stream so sry for quality, lmao.

Background 6th Powerlifting competition~

Meet Prep After my last meet I finally bit the bullet and decided I needed a coach. Long story short I ended up working under Joey Flexx and we worked together for about 4 months leading up to this meet.

Meet Day Did a decent water cut to make weight, nothing too out of the ordinary. Got to warm up with LS Mclain the entire meet and we quickly became buds... also got to watch David Ricks and Ashton Rouska warm up right next to me, looking back it's completely surreal but at the time we were just all just having fun and doing our thing. Got to watch a bit' of the hype god Layne, Chance, Sean, and Woolson warm up, I was surrounded by the guys I look up to, lol so it was great. Btw I got to watch Kimberly Walford warm-up and go out, she is absolutely incredible.

The whole meet itself was the most fun I had ever had before. At the end of the day we were all smiles and hugging the hell out of each other, it was quite the experience and something I'll remember the rest of my life.

Coming into the meet I just wanted to go 9/9 so we ended up sand-bagging a little, lol. It would have been impossible to do proper attempt selection without the guidance of Joey throughout the entire event.

Squats 1st - 556 lb / 252.5 kg - Tested the waters since the judges were being strict. Fucked my rack position so I had to take a whole hand width in than I normally do, made the weight move slower than I wanted + I almost timed out, lol.

2nd - 567 lb / 257.5 kg - Fixed the rack width, felt light, a lot faster.

3rd - 584 lb / 265 kg - Was planning on opening with something like this but wanted to play safe. I had done heavier squats multiple times in training but just wanted to go 9/9.

Bench Press 1st - 429.9 lb / 195 - My previous PR lol, got a nine year press command but it was ez

2nd - 451 lb / 205 kg - Felt light, slight misgroove at the bottom made it go a little off. ez still

3rd - 463 lb / 210 kg - Still felt light, we wanted to do more but again I wanted to go 9/9. Came up relatively fine, lmao.

Deadlift 1st - 633 lb / 287.5 kg - Flew up, ezpz thanks to baby powdering the fook out of my quads.

2nd - 655 lb / 297.5 - Joey was just trying to make sure I wouldn't get called for ramping cuz' it's happened at heavier weights

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Game Preview Week 17 Philadelphia Eagles (8-7) at Washington Football (6-9)
Philadelphia Eagles (8-7) at the Washington Football Team (6-9)
A rematch from two weeks ago, or I guess a week and half due to a Covid-19 outbreak at the Washington Football Team facility. In the first matchup, the Eagles were able to get the job done against a shorthanded Football Team who were missing key guys and had guys playing right after coming off the Covid list which affected their endurance. The Eagles are going to need to play better this week as the Football team should be at nearly full strength with this one. Washington has a stout offensive line when they are not fighting each other one the sidelines and throwing haymakers at each other. That unit is led by Jonathan Allen who has 8.5 sacks and a mean right hook. The will look to contain Hurts and the Eagles running attack which could be without its two top backs in Miles Sanders who broke his hand last week and Jordan Howard who suffered a stinger. If Washington can force Hurts to throw the ball it will be up to him to show his passing has improved to the point that he can carry the team with his arm. The Eagles defense should be able to stymie the Washington offense which ranks 20th in total yards and 24th in points scored. Should be a good test for the Eagles offense and a win could clinch a wildcard spot with a little bit of help from some other teams. Go Birds!

 

General Information
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Date
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Game Time Game Location
1:00 PM - Eastern FedEx Field
12:00 PM - Central 1600 FedEx Way
11:00 AM - Mountain Landover, MD 20785
10:00 AM - Pacific Wikipedia - Map

 

Weather Forecast
Stadium Type:Open
Surface: Grass
Temperature: 64°F
Feels Like: 64°F
Forecast: Overcast. Rain in the evening and overnight.
Chance of Precipitation: 0%
**Cloud Coverage:**100%
Wind: Southwest 10 MPH

 

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Wrestlers we lost in 2021

With the recent news of Betty White passing, it got me thinking about wrestlers and wrestling-adjacent personalities we lost this past year. The following list has some notable names, but if anybody has anything they'd like to add, please mention them in the comments. We lost some great ones this year as well as a few lesser-knowns that definitely slipped under my radar.

Source: https://www.cagesideseats.com/2021/12/29/22859192/in-memoriam-wrestlers-we-lost-july-to-december-2021

  • Jack Curtis Jr. (died Jan. 2; aged 85)
  • Bobby Davis (Jan. 6; 83)
  • Paul Varelans (Jan. 16; 51)
  • Rod McMahon (Jan. 20; 77)
  • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed (Bruce Reed; Feb. 5; 66)
  • Rusty Brooks (Kurt Koski; Feb. 11; 63)
  • Tom Cole (Feb. 12; 50)
  • Dean Ho (Dean Higuchi; Feb. 20; 82)
  • Daykwon ‘DK” Meadows (Feb 22; age?)
  • Art Michalik (Feb. 23; 91)
  • Don Serrano (Hector Serrano; Feb. 23; N/A)
  • Jocephus (Joseph Hudson; Feb. 24; 42)
  • "Jumping" Johnny DeFazio (Feb. 26; 80)
  • Ann Casey (Lucille O'Casey; Mar. 1; 82)
  • Jim Crockett Jr. (Mar. 3; 76)
  • Buddy Colt (Ron Read; Mar. 5; 85)
  • Barry Orton (Mar. 19; 62)
  • Blade Braxton (Troy Ferguson; Mar. 28; 46)
  • Ice Killer (Juan Carlos Varela; Mar. 30; 60)
  • Jack Veneno (Rafael Sánchez; Apr. 6; 78)
  • John Da Silva (Apr. 8; 86)
  • Sergio el Hermoso (Sergio Sarabia; May 13; 74)
  • New Jack (Jerome Young; May 14; 58)
  • Michel Longtin (May 14; 77)
  • Don Kernodle (Charles Kernodle; May 17; 71)
  • Deepak Singh (Deepak Massand; May 23; 78)
  • Paul Christy (Paul Christerson; May 24; 82)
  • Tony Marino (Tony Silipini; May 28; 90)
  • Angel o Demonio (Hector Perez; June 5; 56)
  • Jonathan Barber (June 14; 34)
  • Melissa Coates (June 23; 50)
  • Jackie Robinson (died June 27; age unknown)
  • Del Wilkes (July 1; aged 59)
  • Cyanide Sid Cooper (real name Norman Cooper; July 6; unknown)
  • Chris Youngblood (Chris Romero; July 7; 55)
  • 'Mr. Wonderful' Paul Orndorff (July 12; 71)
  • Ethel Brown (Ethel Craig; July 21; 90)
  • Brazo de Plata (José Alvarado Nieves; July 26; 58)
  • Hideki Hosaka (Aug. 2; 49)
  • The Assassin/Assassin #1 (Jody Hamilton; Aug. 3; 82)
  • Bert Prentice (Aug. 4; 62)
  • Bobby Eaton (Aug. 4; 62)
  • Dominic DeNucci (Domenico Nucciarone; Aug. 12; 89)
  • Daffney (Shannon Spruill; Sep. 1; 46)
  • Ryan Sakoda (Sep. 2; 48)
  • Rumi Kazama (Rumie Saito; Sep. 21; 55)
  • The Snowman (Eddie Crawford; Sep. 29, 74)
  • Reggie Parks (Oct. 7; 87)
  • Hido (Hideo Takayama; Oct. 1
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New York Yankees 2021-2022 Offseason Tracker

This thread will be used to monitor every transaction the Yankees make over the course of the offseason, from trades to free-agent signings and waiver claims. If you only check the subreddit occasionally, this can be your guide for the offseason. If you see any transactions missing from the list, feel free to comment below and I'll add it. (I'm only monitoring moves affecting the major-league 40-man roster and coaching staff, not the minor-leagues.)

 


October

  • [10/14] The Yankees will not renew the contracts of hitting coach Marcus Thames and assistant hitting coach P.J. Pilittere for the 2022 season.
  • [10/14] The Yankees will not renew the contract of third-base coach Phil Nevin for the 2022 season.
  • [10/19] The Yankees re-signed manager Aaron Boone to a 3-year contract through the 2024 season with a club option for 2025.
  • [10/21] Yankees first-base coach/outfield instructor Reggie Willits stepped down to take coaching position with the University of Oklahoma.

November

  • [11/3] 1B Anthony Rizzo and RHP Corey Kluber elected free agency.
  • [11/4] OF Brett Gardner declined his player option, and the Yankees declined his club option. He is now a free agent.
  • [11/4] RHP Darren O’Day declined his player option, and the Yankees declined his club option. He is now a free agent.
  • [11/5] OF Tim Locastro was claimed off waivers by the Boston Red Sox.
  • [11/5] INF Andrew Velazquez was claimed off waivers by the Los Angeles Angels.
  • [11/5] OF Greg Allen was claimed off waivers by the Pittsburgh Pirates.
  • [11/5] The Yankees outrighted C Rob Brantly off the Major League roster and onto the roster of Triple-A Scranton/WB. Brantly elected free agency in lieu of accepting an outright assignment.
  • [11/7-11/10] The Yankees declined the 2022 club option on LHP Joely Rodríguez and signed him to a 1-yr/$2M contract with $250K in incentives.
  • [11/7] The Yankees selected the contract of C Donny Sands from Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders and added him to the 40-man roster.
  • [11/15] The Yankees hired Luis Rojas as third-base coach.
  • [11/19] The Yankees acquired minor leaguers INF T.J. Rumfield and LHP Joel Valdez from the Philadelphia Phillies in exchange for RHP Nick Nelson and C Donny Sands.
  • [11/19] The Yankees designated OF Clint Frazier, INF Rougned Odor and INF Tyler Wade for assignment.
  • [11/19] The Yank
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Damian’s Titans (Alternative) Roster

Here is a roster I came up with once after reading about certain fanfics where Damian Wayne aka Robin V leads his own team of Titans: -Robin (Damian) -Superboy (Jonathan Samuel “Jon” Kent) -Nobody (Maya Ducard) -Beacon (Kathy Branden) -Green Lantern (Tai Pham) -Kid Flash (Iris “Irey” West II) -The Turtle (Jai West) -Abuse (Colin Wilkes) -Cheshire Cat (Lian “Shoes” Harper) -Aqualass (Andrina “Andy” Curry) -Suren Darga

(FYI: I know I previously asked if anyone knows where I could find a fanfiction where the roster for a mock team of Titans where Damian leads that team, but I honestly never meant to ask that. I make this statement because I know that posting the previous post was impulsive of me and I was able to find several of them.)

•For Jai and Irey West, these two individuals would have super-speed as opposed to one have super-speed and the other increasing their muscle mass.

•For Lian, she would wear her current Cheshire Cat uniform, but would be a skilled archer similar to her father, Roy Harper aka Arsenal.

•I chose Tai Pham as opposed to Milagro Reyes because after reading older Blue Bettle comics, I cannot see her becoming a member of the Green Lantern Corps for some reason I’m unsure why.

•The next time I update this inspired roster, I’m still unsure if I should add Batgirl (Nell Little), Nightstar (Mar’i Grayson), and/or Sin Lance to it.

•If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know.

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The Best NBA Player from each College (A-N)

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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Cyborg's 2 Round Mock Draft

Using tankathon for draft order. Lots of weird eligibility designations in this class.

1 Lions: Kayvon Thibodeaux OLB JR Oregon

I'm not going to be a contrarian here. I wouldn't be surprised if Dan Campbell and his staff are all fired after that debacle against the Bears - like Steve Wilks in Arizona - but I'm going to pick as if they'll be retained another season. The lack of an edge rush has been apparent all season and Thibodeaux (6'5 258) would be a plug and play impact starter. Thibodeaux has a lot of similarities to Myles Garrett coming out of Texas A&M, though he's not quite as heavy.

2 Texans: Aidan Hutchinson DE SR Michigan

Lovie Smith has the Texans defense playing surprisingly well this season. Jon Greenard has developed into a solid starting end on one side, but they have a glaring hole at their other defensive end. Hutchinson (6'6 265) would make for a great pair of book-ends, he might remind McNair/Easterby of Watt, and though he doesn't play with the same power he has a similar motor and length.

3 Jaguars: Jordan Davis DT SR Georgia

Jordan Davis (6'6 340) would be a great fit for the Jaguars 3-4 under Joe Cullen. Davis is less polished than former top 5 pick Derrick Brown, but he is more of a freak athlete. A lot of detractors cite PFF grades and pass rush ability, but NFL coaches will see the athlete and believe they can coach up his game. I think Davis has a lot of room to grow, and his background as a basketball player who started playing football relatively late in his high school support that. He plays with fantastic effort and hustle which further supports his developmental upside.

4 Jets: Derek Stingley Jr CB JR LSU

Kyle Hamilton may be more of the freak athlete, but cornerback is a more premium position, and Stingley Jr. (6'1 195) has been playing at an extremely high level since his freshman year at LSU. It's hard to argue against his value as he should be a high level starter from the get go.

5 Evan Neal T JR Alabama

Hopefully, the Jets have found their RG going forward in Laurent Duvernay-Tardif. That said, Morgan Moses is only on a 1 year contract and Mekhi Becton has had issues staying healthy. Neal (6'7 357) has been overrated a little bit in my opinion. He's had some struggles with speed and maintaining leverage against shorter rushers. He's a better fit at right tackle than left, but that would be his fit here. The best thing the Jets can do to help Zach Wilson is get the run game going, and Neal is a

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-91)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below:

  1. (eBook PDF)Human Biology, 12th Edition by Sylvia S. Mader, Michael Windelspecht

  2. (eBook PDF)Interchange Reading and Writing Critically by Christine Carter , John Stilla

  3. (eBook PDF)Operations Management: Sustainability and Supply Chain Management, 3rd Canadian Edition by Jay Heizer , Barry Render , Paul Griffin

  4. (eBook PDF)Business Foundations: A Changing World 11th Edition by O. C. Ferrell , Geoffrey A. Hirt , Linda Ferrell

  5. (eBook PDF)Criminal Justice in Action 9th Edition by Larry K. Gaines , Roger LeRoy Miller

  6. (eBook PDF)Psychology 6th Edition by Prof G. Neil Martin

  7. (eBook PDF) Slatters Fundamentals of Veterinary Ophthalmology 6th Edition by David Maggs BVSc(Hons) DAVCO , Paul Miller DVM DACVO , Ron Ofri DVM PhD DECVO

  8. (eBook PDF)The Human Body in Health and Illness 6th Edition by Barbara Herlihy PhD(Physiology) RN

  9. (eBook PDF)Williams' Essentials of Nutrition and Diet Therapy 12th Edition by Eleanor Schlenker PhD RD , Joyce Ann Gilbert

  10. (eBook PDF)Modern Latin America 9th Edition by Peter H. Smith , James N. Green , Thomas E. Skidmore

  11. (eBook PDF)World Religions A Guide to the Essentials 2nd Edition by Thomas A. Robinson , Hillary P. Rodrigues

  12. (eBook PDF)Therapeutics in Pregnancy and Lactation by Anne Lee , Sally Inch , David Finegan

  13. (eBook PDF)Imaging in Movement Disorders Imaging in Movement Disorder Demen by Marios Politis

  14. (eBook PDF)Choice, Control and Contemporary Childbirth by Julie Jomeen, Lura L. Pethtel

  15. (eBook PDF) Critical Encounters in Secondary English Teaching Literary Theory 3rd Edition by Deborah Appleman

  16. (eBook PDF)Handbook of Medical and Psychological Hypnosis by Gary Elkins PhD ABPP ABPH

  17. (eBook PDF)Wildflowers and Other Plants of Texas Beaches and Islands by Alfred Richardson

  18. (eBook PDF)Organizational Behavior Securing Competitive Advantage 2nd Edition by John A. Wagner III , John R. Hollenbeck

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-20)!+ Accepting requests every day
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  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
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  1. Fundamentals of Corporate Finance, 2nd Canadian Edition : Jonathan Berk & Peter DeMarzo & Jarrad Harford & David A. Stangeland

  2. Auditing IT Infrastructures for Compliance, 2nd Edition: Martin Weiss & Michael G. Solomon

  3. Group Exercises for Addiction Counseling, 1st Edition: Geri Miller

  4. Corporate Entrepreneurship Innovation 3rd Edition: Michael H. Morris & Donald F. Kuratko & Jeffrey G Covin

  5. Employment and Labor Law, 9th Edition: Patrick J. Cihon & James Ottavio Castagnera

  6. HTTP: The Definitive Guide: The Definitive Guide (Definitive Guides), 1st Edition: David Gourley & Brian Totty & Marjorie Sayer & Anshu Aggarwal

  7. AEMT: Advanced Emergency Care and Transportation of the Sick and Injured, 3rd Edition: American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS)

  8. Starting Out with C++: From Control Structures through Objects, Brief Version, 8th Edition: Tony Gaddis

  9. Horngren's Cost Accounting: A Managerial Emphasis, 16th Global Edition: Datar, Srikant M. & Rajan, Madhav V.

  10. Basic Econometrics, 5th Edition : Damodar Gujarati & Dawn Porter

  11. Investment Valuation: Tools and Techniques for Determining the Value of any Asset, University 3rd Edition: Aswath Damodaran

  12. Financial Accounting, 7th Edition: Robert Libby & Patricia Libby & Daniel Short

  13. Game Theory for Applied Economists: Robert Gibbons

  14. E-Commerce 2017: Business, Technology, and Society, 13th Edition: Kenneth C. Laudon & Carol Guercio Traver

  15. Communication Between Cultures, 7th Edition: Larry A. Samovar

  16. Campbell Essential Biology with Physiology, 4th Edition: Eric J. Simon & Jean L. Dickey & Jane B. Reece

  17. The Art of Problem Solving, Vol. 1: The Basics, 7th Edition: Sandor Lehoczky & Richard Rusczyk

  18. Emanuel Law Outlines: Criminal Procedure, 30th Edition: Steven Emanuel

  19. Communication Between Cultures, 8th Edition: Samovar,

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Out of all of the (known) dual nationals, which ones do you guys think are the most important to get?

Some dual nationals that I could think of from the top of my head:

  • Teun Wilke (Dutch & Mexican)
  • Julián Araujo (Mexican & American)
  • Benjamin Galdames (Chilean & Mexican)
  • Santi Giménez (Argentinean & Mexican)
  • Luca Depuy (Argentinean & Mexican)
  • Richard Ledezma (Mexican & American)
  • Santi Muñoz (Mexican & American)
  • Ricardo Pepi (Mexican & American)
  • Marcelo Flores (Canadian & Mexican)
  • Luka Romero (Argentinean & Mexican.. I don’t think he should play for Mexico though)
  • Johan Gomez (Mexican & American)
  • Jonathan Gómez (Mexican & American)
  • Alejandro Santana (Mexican & Brazilian)
  • Ulysses Llanez (Mexican & American)
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-90)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
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  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below:

  1. (eBook PDF)Frames of Reference for Pediatric Occupational Therapy, Fourth Edition by Paula Kramer

  2. (eBook PDF)Breast Augmentation Video Atlas 2nd Edition(PDF+VIDEOS) by William Adams Jr.

  3. (eBook PDF)Short Textbook of Anesthesia 6th Edition by Ajay Yadav

  4. (eBook PDF)Esthetics in Implantology by Jose Bernardes das Neves

  5. (eBook PDF)KD Tripathi Essentials of Medical Pharmacology, 8th Edition by K. D. Tripathi

  6. (eBook PDF)Contemporary Oral and Maxillofacial Surgery, 7th Edition by James R. Hupp DMD MD JD MBA , Myron R. Tucker DDS , Edward Ellis III DDS MS

  7. (eBook PDF)Diagnosis and Treatment in Internal Medicine by Patrick Davey , David Sprigings

  8. (eBook PDF)Invasive Studies of the Human Epileptic Brain: Principles and Practice by Samden D. Lhatoo , Philippe Kahane , Hans O. Luders

  9. (eBook PDF)Cardiovascular Diseases (Herbal Medicine Back to the Future) by Ferid Murad , Ka Bian , Atta Rahman

  10. (eBook PDF)Principles of Sustainable Finance by Dirk Schoenmaker , Willem Schramade

  11. (eBook PDF)Pharmacogenomics: Challenges and Opportunities in Therapeutic Implementation 2nd Edition by Yui-Wing Francis Lam , Stuart R. Scott

  12. (eBook PDF)Evaluation in Rural Communities by Allyson Kelley

  13. (eBook PDF)Clubfoot A Comprehensive Approach by R. L. Mittal

  14. (eBook PDF)Design and Implementation of Healthcare Biometric Systems by Dakshina Ranjan Kisku , Phalguni Gupta , Jamuna Kanta Sing

  15. (eBook PDF)Chronic Stress and Its Effect on Brain Structure and Connectivity by Ana Starcevic

  16. (eBook PDF)Mobile Health Applications for Quality Healthcare Delivery by Anastasius Moumtzoglou

  17. (eBook PDF)Securitisation Swaps A practitioner handbook by Mark Aarons , Vlad Ender , Andrew Wilkinson

  18. (eBook PDF)Computer Science Illuminated 7th Edition by Nell Dale , John Lewis

  19. (eBook PDF)Museum Mediations: Reframing Ekphrasis in Contemporary American Poetry by Barbara K.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

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Game Preview Week 15 Philadelphia Eagles (6-7) vs Washington Football (6-7)
Philadelphia Eagles (6-7) vs the Washington Football Team (6-7)
Name a better duo than QB Controversy and the Eagles because it appears that the Eagles have another on their hands after Jalen Hurts was forced to sit out with a high ankle sprain in week 13 against the Jets and Gardner Minshew aka Uncle Rico came in and was much more effective throwing the football than Hurts has been this season. Of course Minshew did not add the ground threat that Hurts adds to the offense, but that didn’t stop the Eagles from running for 185 yards against the pedestrian Jets defense. And while it was against the Jets it’s hard not to say that Minshew does not add a dimension to the Eagles offense which they have been missing with Hurts under center. It was the first time the Eagles threw for over 200 yards since week 7 and first time they had over 400 yards total offense since week 4 where a majority of the yardage came in garbage time vs the Chiefs. Hurts will get the start Sunday as long as he is healthy vs Football Team who currently has 23 players on the Covid-19 list including multiple key starters. Lucky for the Football team the league has opted to move the game to Tuesday at 7pm per Albert Breer, despite the fact their outbreak was caused by an unvaccinated player, Montaez Sweat and the memo in the beginning of the year stating that outbreaks caused by unvaccinated players could be cause for forfeit by the team with the outbreak. If Hurts can’t go it will be Uncle Rico time again who will be looking to steal Hurts job faster than Fletcher Cox will steal your girlfriend. This is a must win game against a Football Team that will likely be down key starters, so regardless of who is under center the Eagles need to get a W. As always, Go Birds!

 

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Tuesday, December 21st, 2021

 

Game Time Game Location
7:00 PM - Eastern Lincoln Financial Field
6:00 PM - Central 1020 Pattison Ave
5:00 PM - Mountain Philadelphia, PA 19148
4:00 PM - Pacific Wikipedia - Map

 

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Stadium Type:Op

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Game Preview Week 10 Philadelphia Eagles (3-6) at Denver Broncos (5-4)
Philadelphia Eagles (3-6) at the Denver Broncos (5-4)
The Eagles continued to rely on the run last week against the Chargers, but unfortunately they didn’t get the same result facing a more talented team in the Chargers. While throwing less than 20 times may field a win against the worst team, those are harder to come by against stiffer competition.The Eagles offense will see that this week as they take on a Denver Broncos team that just blew out the division rival Cowboys. The Eagles may also be forced to run this week against the Broncos who rank 6th against the run as opposed to the last 3 weeks where the Raiders, Lions and Chargers were in the bottom 5. Hurts will most likely need to take a bigger role in the offense this week if the Eagles hope to squeak out a win, I think that Sirianni is still going to need to stick with the run to be able to help Hurts with play action and easier throws. On the other side of the ball the Eagles will hope to not allow the already accurate Bridgewater to complete 80% of his passes, something the Eagles have already allowed to occur 5 times this season. The Broncos have a talented receiving corps and Bridgewater has the arm and accuracy to find them, especially if the Eagles allow the underneath stuff like they have all season. Gannon will need to find a way to get pressure on Bridgewater if the Eagles hope to win, but I don’t know the answer to how he does this. He blitzed at a clip of roughly 30% last week, but was not able to get to Herbert or disrupt the throw. This task could be made more difficult if the Eagles are without corners Avonte Maddox and Darius Slay who left last week’s game and were limited at practice on Thursday. The Eagles have the 2nd easiest remaining schedule, but a loss on Sunday would all but dash their playoff hopes in 2021.Go Birds!

 

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Sunday, November 14th, 2021

 

Game Time Game Location
4:25 PM - Eastern Empower Field at Mile High
3:25 PM - Central 1701 Mile High Stadium Cir
2:25 PM - Mountain Denver, CO 80204
1:25 PM - Pacific Wikipedia - [Map](https://www.goog
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Game Preview Week 8 Philadelphia Eagles (2-5) at Detroit Lions(0-7)
Philadelphia Eagles (2-5) at the Detroit Lions (0-7)
Another week and another poor performance by the Eagles who have a lackluster offense and a porous predictable defense. Derek Carr had his way with the Eagles defense completing over 90% of his passes against Jonathan Gannon’s defense. Gannon wants to prevent the big plays, but in the process is laying out the welcome mat for opposing offenses to march down the field. On offense it hasn’t been much better for the Eagles this season, Jalen Hurts continues to struggle going through his reads and is limiting the offense and what Nick Sirianni can run. This isn’t to shift blame from Sirianni who seems to abandon the run on a weekly basis, though on Sunday that was partially due to an early injury to lead back Miles Sanders. This week they will travel to Detroit to take on a struggling Lions team who has yet to notch a W this season. While this sounds like an easy win for the Eagles and allow them to get back on track, I wouldn’t be so sure. The Lions were competitive with a good Rams team in week 7, albeit they pulled out all the stops with two fake punts and a successful onside kick. However DeAndre Swift managed 144 AP yards vs the Rams and defending opposing running backs is an area the Eagles have struggled with mightily this season. Swift could be posed for a big day both in the passing game and on the ground against the weak LB and safety corps of the Eagles. Add in the Eagles bend and then bend further defense plays right into the strength of the Lions offense this season which has been using dink and dunk passes with Jared Goff. The Lions lack big play receivers, but Goff has been accurate this season completing 66% of his passes working underneath. If anything the Eagles offense and Jalen Hurts should be able to get something going against the Lions pass defense which has not been good this season, but neither has Hurts outside of garbage time, so we will see what happens, as always. Go Birds!

 

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Sunday, October 31th, 2021

 

Game Time Game Location
1:00 PM - Eastern Ford Field
12:00 PM - Central 2000 Brush St
1:00 AM - Mountain Detro
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Game Preview Week 9 Philadelphia Eagles (3-5) vs Los Angeles Chargers (4-3)
Philadelphia Eagles (3-5) vs the Los Angeles Chargers (4-3)
The Eagles finally put it all together, it was against the worst team in the league who doesn’t have a win yet this year, but it was a nice W nevertheless. Sirianni finally got over his fear of running the football. The Eagles offense was humming as they ran the ball 46 times and largely took the ball out of Jalen Hurts passing the ball as he had only 14 passing attempts in the 44-6 win. On defense the Eagles limited the Lions offense who were not able to get anything going last week. The Eagles will face a much tougher task this week when Justin Herbert and the Chargers come to town. Herbert is a talented young QB with two very good WRs and a talented RB at his disposal the line is much upgraded from last season. The Eagles will need to hold Herbert in check so that they can rely on the run game much like they did this past week against the Lions. If the Eagles let Herbert pick them apart like Carr did in week 7, it could be a long day for the Eagles. The Eagles need to use the run to keep Herbert on the sidelines and control the clock, if they can do that they may be to put together their first back to back wins this season.Go Birds!

 

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Date
Sunday, November 7th, 2021

 

Game Time Game Location
4:05 PM - Eastern Lincoln Financial Field
3:05 PM - Central 1020 Pattison Ave
3:05 PM - Mountain Philadelphia, PA 19148
1:05 PM - Pacific Wikipedia - Map

 

Weather Forecast
Stadium Type: Open
Surface: Grass
Temperature: 54°F
Feels Like: 54°F
Forecast: Partly Cloudy. Partly cloudy throughout the day.
Chance of Precipitation: 0%
Cloud Coverage: 54%
Wind: North Northwest 4 MPH

 

Betting Odds
Oddsshark Information
Favorite/Opening Line: Chargers -2
Over/Under: 50
Record VS. Spread: Philadelphia 4-4, Los Angeles 4-3

 

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Game Preview Week 3 Philadelphia Eagles (1-1) at Dallas Cowboys(1-1)
Philadelphia Eagles (1-1) at the Cowboys(1-1)
The Eagles were brought back down to Earth last week as they lost a tough one to the San Francisco 49ers and in the process lost key players on both lines. Brandan Graham tore his achilles and will miss the remainder of the season and Brandon Brooks strained his pectoral muscle and will miss 8 weeks of action. The two lines are where the Eagles are most deep, but their backups will have big shoes to fill on Monday Night Football when the Eagles travel down to Arlington to square-off against the division rival Cowboys. The Cowboys are dealing with injury issues of their own as they will be missing All-Pro Demarcus Lawrence who was injured in week 1, along with WR Michael Gallup. Eagles young QB Jalen Hurts will look to improve from his first outing against the Cowboys in 2020 when he struggled to get anything going and turned the ball over multiple times in the lopsided loss. The Dallas defense has struggled to defend against the pass this season giving up 346 yards per game which is good for second worst in the league. The Eagles will need to get this going in the air to put up points to keep pace with the quick scoring Cowboys offense which looks back on track with the return of Dak Prescott. Prescott and the Cowboys talented WRs will test the Eagles secondary which is currently ranked 3rd against the pass, but has not faced a WR combo as dangerous as Lamb and Cooper. Look for Gannon to mix up coverages and try to get pressure on Prescott will turn the ball over when under pressure and trying to make a play. I expect this game to be a shoot out with two talented offenses. Go Birds!

 

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Monday, September 27th, 2021

 

Game Time Game Location
8:15 PM - Eastern AT&T Stadium
7:15 PM - Central 1 AT&T Way
6:15 PM - Mountain Arlington, TX 76011
5:15 PM - Pacific Wikipedia - Map

 

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Stadium Type: Retractable

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Game Preview Week 1 Philadelphia Eagles (0-0) @ Atlanta Falcons (0-0)
Philadelphia Eagles (0-0) at the Atlanta Falcons (0-0)
The 2021 Philadelphia Eagles season is the franchise's 89th season in the National Football League. Following a disappointing 2020, which saw the Eagles bench their franchise QB and only win a measly 4 times despite winning the division in the previous season, the Eagles made significant changes in the offseason which included shipping that franchise QB off to Indianapolis. The Eagles also made changes to the coaching staff, firing Doug Pederson and a majority of his staff just 3 seasons removed from winning the Super Bowl. A number of veterans were also shown the door including Alshon Jeffrey, Malik Jackson, Jason Peters and Desean Jackson. The first step in righting the ship came with the hiring of Nick Sirianni, who became the 24th coach of the franchise. Sirianni brings with him a competitive attitude that he hopes will translate onto the football field after the Eagles rolled over for teams multiple times last season. At QB, Jalen Hurts will be given his chance to prove himself as a franchise QB himself this season. The Eagles gave him the tools to succeed drafting his former Alabama teammate and Heisman Trophy winner Devonta Smith at WR in the first round. The Eagles will also return Lane Johnson and Brandon Brooks on the OL which should give Hurts more time in the pocket. On defense the Eagles added upcoming defensive mind Jonathan Gannon who brings a fire and a revamped secondary which added Anthony Harris and Steven Nelson. The secondary will be put to the test week 1 against Philadelphia area native Matt Ryan who leads a talented Falcons passing attack which includes their first round pick and fellow Philadelphia area natice TE Kyle Pitts. The Falcons are also coming in with a new coaching staff and a number of personnel changes as they also struggled in 2020. The Falcons better hope they made enough changes on the defensive side of the ball where they were dead last in passing defense last season, if they didn’t the Hurts era may start with fireworks as both Smith and Raegor have the ability to take it to the house on any given play. I expect this to be a shootout with both teams having a lot of talent on offense and both teams installing new defensive systems. Should be a fun start to the NFL season down in Atlanta. Go Eagles!

 

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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