Jesus Loves Me Puns

I will share with you my best dad joke with you, but first I need to tell you a story. My old man was something else for the dad jokes and 1 liners. He loved them so much, but he heard them all. Anytime I tried to tell him one he would steal the punch line on me cause he already knew it.

Fast forward and he was dying of lung cancer. During his last few days I hit him with the joke below. He never heard it before, and it put him into such fit's of laughter I genuinely thought he was going to die there in front of me because he couldn't breathe. Was such a good memory of a sad time. Anyway, the joke as I told it.

"Ah Jesus da I have a pain in my bollix being broke. I went into the butchers today and the guy behind the counter said there was a sale on. 4 legs of venison for €45.

I told him that's too dear".