Jade Jagger Puns

It’s my birthday 🥳 so I’m doing a “by the numbers” birthday list. Not everyone’s birthday is available but I did my best!

I’ll link all of the 16 & pregnant moms/babies birthdays from a past post, but this is more centered on TM OG/2, Young and Pregnant, and the add ons. I did my best to find the moms, dads, kids, featured siblings, and grandparents. As always, I may have made some mistakes. Feel free to correct me.

16 and pregnant season 1-5 moms and babies birthdates

• August 29th is one of the four most common birthdays, with two members of the same family sharing a birthday with another cast member (Chelsea and Layne DeBoer and Corey Simms)
• November 17 has three cast-mate birthdays too (Gary Shirley, Kayla Sessler, and Lexi Tatman)
• January 1st has three, too (Adam Lind, Stella Edwards, and Nova Baltierra)
• May 8th also has 3 cast members, but no current ones (Derek Underwood, James Glennon, Atlee Palin-Meyer)
• July is the least common month and January is the most common
• Eli and Lincoln’s birthdays are only one day apart
• Walker and Watson DeBoer share a birthday
• January 1st is one of the least common birthdays in the US, but one of the most common in the franchise.

Do any of you have a birthday twin?

Into astrology and surprised by a sign?

Have I run out of ideas?

Anyway…

January

1- Adam Lind, Stella Edwards, Nova Baltierra

3- Ryan Edwards

6- Jeremy Calvert

8- Kieffer Delp, Luke Davis

10- Courtland Rodgers

12- Tyler Baltierra

17- Randy Houska

18- Isaac Rivera

19- Zach Davis

24- Ensley Eason

25- Watson DeBoer, Walker DeBoer

February

4- Adalynn Calvert

7- Jaxie McKee

9- Michael Abraham

15- Brittany DeJesus

20- Jeff Simms

21- Vaeda Baltierra

22- Hazelee Beaver

23- Sophia Abraham

March

1- Bar Smith

5- Cory Wharton

8- Chris Lopez

12- Catelynn Lowell

14- Kailyn Lowry

22- Mila Wharton

26- Barbara Evans

28- Ashley Jones

April

7- Ryder Wharton

8- Rachel Beaver

12- Taylor McKinney

18- Cole DeBoer

24- Leah Messer

29- Matt Baier

30- Emilee Shirley

May

3- Levi Johnston

8- Derek Underwood, James Glennon, Atlee Palin Meyer

14- Amber Portwood

18- Josh McKee, Carly Davis

20- Kristina Shirley

21- Briana DeJesus

27- Ace Davis

29- Jayde McKinney

31- Farrah Abraham, Maverick

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

And now I’m cannelloni