What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return, no matter how you throw it?
I don't know, but I'm tired of getting hit with these bananas!
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
It doesn't matter if you're beautiful or ugly because.....
At the end of the day it's evening
It doesn't matter how good the soap smells....
Never come out of the public toilets smelling your fingers.
When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish
It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope
It'll still be stationery.
I explained to my wife, "Darling, it doesn't matter if your cup is half full or half empty, my point is..."
"You need to buy a different size bra!"
It really doesn’t matter if you can’t spell Armageddon
It isn’t the end of the world
Happy Father's Day applies to all humans and animals as well. But apparently it doesn't matter to elephants.
For them, it's irrelephant.
It doesn't matter if you're black, white, old, young, tall, short or even if you're from another country. It's what's INSIDE that counts!
It doesn't matter if you get in car accidents often, or if you have never had one.
Either way you appear reckless
I asked my wife whether I should get another tattoo, and she said that if I do, I should get it in a place that doesn’t matter.
So I’m planning to get one in Oklahoma.
It doesn't matter how nice you are
German children are kinder.
Ok guys, let me be frank. It doesn’t really matter.
It doesn't matter if you give it to Sharon or Karen
One of my friends doesn't understand logarithms no matter how I try to explain it to them...
They're having an exponential crisis.
"Chipotle is going to stop serving some of its pork because of the bad treatment of pigs? Doesn't matter. Those pigs are bread to die"
Those pigs aren't bread, they're pork.
Look. It doesn't matter if you're black, white, gay, straight, male or female.
We all taste the same to a grizzly bear.
It doesn't matter if youre straight, gay or bisexual
At the end of the day, its night
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight
At the end of the day, it's night.
It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope...
It will always be stationary
It doesn't matter how kind you are
because german children are always kinder
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