It ain't easy being purr-fect
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in prison?

I'll tell you thisβ€” It ain't over easy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Golf is a fore letter word 4 a reason

It ain't easy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PGinn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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Visited my dad and he made me a breakfast sandwich and I joked him for a change.

He made us all egg sandwiches, over easy - runny and delicious. I got some on my hand and as I went to lick it off said, "Yolks on me."

Dad went, "Heh. That's my girl."

Ain't no higher praise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaberkaty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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