Ikka Singh Puns

I know it's never going to happen, but if Raftaar, Ikka and Badshah forms a group and starts producing music as a rap-trio , will they be able to make the DHH scene exponentially bigger , bigger than anyone of us can ever imagine ? And will they lyrically be able to even surpasses the currently established rap-duos like TY, SM etc. ?

While in school, I was fortunate to come across this unforgettable song - Ch**t Vol. 1.

Today, out of nowhere, this song flashed across my mind and I just can't humming it to myself all day. (I know)

Just realized that the duo singers in the song claim them to be Honey Singh and Badshah. Are these the same Honey Singh and Badshah that we know in current times? If yes, what was the story behind this song?

This post is for the people who want to listen to Desi hip hop I started listening it to get fluent in hindi as one of my parents is from India , so I am going to recommend some artists that I like please feel free to tell yours.

Mainstream :

1)Raftaar 2)Honey singh(i would recommend his earlier songs not the new ones but it's just my opinion so...) 3)Badshah(Listen his 3 am sessions) 4)Ikka 5)Divine 6)Emiway Bantai

Popular among DHH masses: 1)Yong stunners 2)Kr$na 3)Rap Demon 4)Savage 5)Seedhe Maut 6)Bali(comical rap) 7)MC stan (this man is doing what no one does in dhh) 8)Muhfaad 9)Faris shafi 10)Harjas harjai 11)Dhruv Sthetick(listen his tu nasha) 12)Kidshot 13)sikander kahlon 14)Prabhdeep 15)Run-up Records(Ap dhillon&Gurinder Gill) 16)D'evil 17)Kaambhari 18)7 Bantaiz

Underground: 1)Ahsan 2)Gali hip hop 3)vasudev 4)Teesri Duniya 5)Gaush 6)F8l 7)Authen 8)Danav 9)i am young dirrt

Young talents(in their teens i guess): 1)Prince Music 2)Paradox 3)Dee King

Note : please don't be mad if i didnt put your favourite artist in a category which you think they fit in.Also in no way the list is in an order of high to low talent

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Hey guys, I started listening to DHH tracks post Hustle's ending (don't judge, lol). I mean I had, of course, heard most of the commercial stuff of the likes of Honey Singh, Badshah, Raftaar, etc and also albums like the one Gully Boy had, but Hustle was the show which seriously got me into the hardcore side of the community.

Now getting straight to the point, I have been thinking of some questions a lot lately. By the time I started forming my own POV and discovered artists, Rohan Cariappa had established his YouTube Channel, Krsna's prime had begun & people had started valuing lyricism (at least the ones involving metaphors & references). So I barely have any knowledge of the pre-Rohan era of DHH. I had some questions like:-

1. Was Seedha Makeover still as respected before Rohan came ahead and broke it down?
2. Was Emiway's English part in Freeverse Feast still called cringe & whack like people do today after hearing Krsna's English raps?
3. Was Krsna still a known name at least in the underground community? If not, then was Kalamkaar solely being carried by Karma?

Some generic questions too -

1. Were the average hip hop fans still valuing lyrics that were reference-wise metaphorically complex?
2. Were the artists still willing to make their lyrics complex?
3. Which other artists were still writing complex lyrics?
4. If not for Rohan's breakdowns making people realize the importance of lyrics, do you guys think Raftaar & Ikka (& maybe Badshah too) would've transitioned into their current selves from their commercial selves? (Slightly hypothetical, ik :p)

Buenosdillas

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)