Because it was anonymoose
It's a web-cite.
...would it still be considered a mister?
They are looking for a cereal killer.
He once entered a demolition derby race.
After that, he was a total wreck
They're called Molar Bears
Non-binary
Sometimes they take this schist for granite.
Because they are always in da sky’s.
My personal pronouns are He/Hee
...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.
A TRANS-ACTION
A cardinal sin
When going through some of my deceased father's things, I found a card that says "Gold Mouse Story" and "Do you have a little gold Mexican?". This is sort of a shorthand he used to jot down jokes on index cards - a short description and the punchline.
I have no idea what this might refer to so I am asking here. Does this sound familiar? I apologize in advance if it turns out to be racist!
I was like 'bye-son'
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
he's transparent
Preferred pronouns are Her/she
If it sinks, it's a girl ant If it floats, it's buoyant.
I identified it as Leaverite.
As in "put that rock down and leaverite there!"
Argicultured.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
They are usually ahead of me in the express lane at the grocery store.
Before you ask. Yes, Yes I am sure
I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
Me [tearing up]: yes, that’s my brother Reese. Cop: are you sure? Me: yes I’m sure, those are Reese’s pieces.
He wasn't being very trans parent.
They just have to find a bale bondsman.
They identify as mail
It was stainless steel
If I may be so bold.
It’s a gift.
I guess that makes me transgander.
I told him, "Yup,definitely a bird."
I told him “You can’t be Sirius”
because I want to km/s
I mean, I did asbestos I can.
These were Hun Identified Flying Objects.
Not too sure how I feel about that.
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
By their bark-codes.
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
I guess you could say I’m non-binary
"That's a moray."
"That's the spirit!"
Especially when they're in de-skies
You can spot them from 1.6 kilometres away.
I could identify them right away. those are ufos.
I said, "You idiot, plate isn't a number."
A Pump-Kin!
I told my coworkers to be on the lookout for an eavesdropper.
Not so much for a US bee, however.
Watermelanin
Me: [hears knock on door] Who is it?
Trooper: State police identify yourself
Me: Police identify yourself
Trooper: State police
Me: Police
(Edit: messed up formatting)
It makes noise when you shake it.
I'm trans-parent.
To celebrate the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin, the scientific community joined together for a party. As is common at such gatherings, the Biologists began to argue about what species was the most suited to its environment. Finally after much heated debate, a group of scientists pledged to spend the rest of the year exhaustively researching the Biological record to once and for all determine which creature was the ultimate example of adaptivity and proficiency ever to live.
Yesterday, the results were announced at the National Academy of Sciences. The creature identified as the most adaptive and proficient in Earth's history was a previously unknown animal from the Mesozoic era, a water dwelling insect that thrived for a hundred million years.
It was ... a FishAnt
My wife is 37 weeks pregnant and is scheduled to be induced this morning. She woke up last night just after midnight (I checked) to use the washroom and when she got back into bed I asked her if it was after 12 yet. She said she thought so and asked why. I told her I wanted to be the first to wish her a Happy Birth Day! She appropriately groaned then giggled, so I think I'm ready. Wish me luck!
Edit: We got him a couple hours ago! Everything went well, no complications. Thanks reddit strangers for the comments and well wishes. I know the rules say nothing identifying, 'oh when' ever they change that I'll post his name. Goodnight everyone, I have to try and nap before his feeding
Turns out, not my Forte
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
So I now identify as M, I gave up the ale
He'd say this "catch 22" phrase to us kids before every car ride... smh
Update: bones have been identified, turns out the cow didn't make it all the way!
What does that even mean?
I recall from my youth, a time of great adventure. My friends and I on safari hunting the Great North-American Man-Eating Female Butt-Ox.
The hunt was difficult and expensive. Once one has been identified as an acceptable specimen you need to slow its wits and dull its decision making process. This is best accomplished with loud music, flashing lights and alcohol. But even then the hunt can be foiled by rushing in to early. If you're successful, you then need to separate it from the pack. This is the trickiest bit as less than ideal pack members will often fight ruthlessly to "protect" your target.
But even the most successful outings are not without risk. On several occasions I found myself entangled in a wrestling match for hours. But there lies the fruit of the hunt...
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee
My pronouns are He/Hee.
And before you ask...
Yes, I'm Sure
It’s a gift.
Non-binary.
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
