I Feel So Puns

A list of puns related to "I Feel So"

Some puns are so bad, when I hear them I feel numb

When I hear a math pun, I feel number

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👤︎ u/AWasayAsim
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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I feel so bad for the floor..

Everyone just walks all over it

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👤︎ u/archiewalton09
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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My son keeps trying to swim inside the house... So I came up with this idea that I’m starting to feel REALLY GOOD about.

In door fins!

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👤︎ u/fatherfinger420
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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I feel so unfocused this year

...hopefully things clear up in 2020.

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👤︎ u/hibdob
📅︎ May 09 2019
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“Doctor, I used to feel so much happier before I broke all my fingers in a freak accident!”

Doctor: How do you feel now?

Man: With my elbows, mostly.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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Wife and I are walking in St. Petersburg and get into an argument whether the precipitation we feel is rain or snow. So we ask the communist officer Rudolph standing next to us.

"Office Rudolph," I ask. "Is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

I turn to my wife. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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👤︎ u/panic_monster
📅︎ Jun 08 2018
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I bought a tv that said “built in antenna” and I feel so stupid

I don’t even know where antenna is

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👤︎ u/TimHP
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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Lately I've been so stressed, I feel like I could snap at any moment.

Seriously, with either hand.

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👤︎ u/Electrimagician
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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I feel so bad for my calendar.

Its days are numbered :(

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👤︎ u/apallingapollo
📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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I feel so sorry for the guy who's job it is to crush cans because...

It's soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/clickclickonsal
📅︎ Jun 19 2017
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I have a child, so I feel like I qualify....

Been chatting with a girl I met online... she never responded late last night and I wake up to this message this morning:

Her: Sorry! I fell asleep on you last night! Me: Weird... I didn't even feel you on me.

Anndddddd we're still talking. Score.

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👤︎ u/margraves
📅︎ Feb 22 2015
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Me: I'm so nervous I feel like I have butterflies in my stomach...

Dad: Have you've been eating caterpillars? Me: omg ...

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👤︎ u/KittieCat4
📅︎ Dec 28 2017
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I feel so much better about life after eating at an Indian restaurant...

It's usually good to support a naan-profit organization.

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👤︎ u/Chasingdownthedevil
📅︎ May 15 2017
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My boyfriend and I have been playing this game for a while now and it makes us laugh every time. Here are some of my faves so far. Feel free to add your own!

What kind of underwear does Zeus wear?

..............Thunderwear!

What kind of underwear does a pirate wear?

.............plunderwear!

What kind of underwear does the NRA wear?

...............gunderwear!

What kind of underwear does a tyrannical leader wear?

............Attila the Hunderwear!

What kind of underwear does a Spanish person wear?

...............Juanderwear?

can you think of some more? :)

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👤︎ u/kdayle
📅︎ Sep 28 2013
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I feel so dirty...

I haven't showered all year.

God damnit dad.

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👤︎ u/Ildabears01Fan
📅︎ Jan 01 2015
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Made my 9 year old cringe and it feels so good. "Mom, can I have an ibuprofen? My head hurts."

"Oh, sure, honey. Does your face hurt, too?"

"No, wh--"

"Because it's killing me!"

My husband laughed, so I feel pretty good about it.

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👤︎ u/SmutGoddess
📅︎ Jul 26 2015
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