My wife thinks, that i don't really care for her relatives.

That's not true. I love her Mother-In-Law a lot more than i love mine

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2021
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I think I'm funny I don't care what anybody says
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeeCarter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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Me personally I don't care about these mandates.

Because I don't date men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toanystank
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2021
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"I don't care where those damn cows ran off to."

....said the farmer, callously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.

I guess they just find them irrelephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunterZX77
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I don't care for cheese.

I'm a curd-mudgeon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.

Beanstalked is a serious matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VateauxII
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Hey, I don't care, if people want to spend lots of their money on electricity...

Then more power to them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Who really cares if I don't know what apocalypse means?

It's not the end of the world

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedispartan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I'm so stupidly proud of myself for this message that I don't even care if he responds to me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/photosynthes1s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier didn’t put the batteries in the same bag with my food and I said it’s cool go ahead and put them in the same bag I don’t care he looked at me with a straight face and said…

Is that how you get your electrolytes?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I don’t care for the bread they serve at the local Indian restaurant.

But it’s really a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Indoorsman101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I'm addicted to robbing chemistry stores. It is what I live for. I know that it's illegal, I know that it's dangerous. I've even nearly been killed a couple of times. But I don't care,

I'll diluting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analblades
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care...

Business was dead anyways πŸ’€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elvezisdead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I’ve been constipated for days but I don’t really care.

I just don’t give a shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citizenvane
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I asked my stepdad what β€œIDC” meant, he replied with β€œI don’t care”

He’s such a jerk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forcoen69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care

Was barely urning an un-living

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elvezisdead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I don't really care about Mr. Cone's opinion

But I think he has a solid point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealComradeMeep
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care

Hated working with a bunch of stiffs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elvezisdead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care...

I'm just no good at touching peoples lives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elvezisdead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I don't care about how cold the temperature is!!

It's -273Β°C and I'm giving absolute zero fuks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pecfex_here
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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I was kicked out of the gym for fighting with my step aerobics instructor, but I don’t care.

She isn’t my real aerobics instructor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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My grief counselor just died and I don't care.

That guy was good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanfromtexas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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I don’t care what all the SJW say, Winnie Harlow giving the checkered flag early at the Canadian Grand Prix absolutely was...

...a race issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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I don't care what anyone says, on a digital clock, the lower horizontal bit on the 8 is better than the middle or top bit...

And that's the bottom line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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I don't care for larvae

they just grub me the wrong way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatoneidoit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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I don't care for long goodbyes, so let's keep this one short.

By!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_bitshift
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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I know its been posted before, I don't care.

My dad always used this one on me whenever something hurt, and I, in turn, use it on my sons.

  • Me: "dad, my foot really hurts"
  • Dad: " That's weird, does your face hurt"
  • Me: (groan and walk away because I should've known better)
  • Dad: (yelling as I'm getting out of his line of dad joke fire) "WELL ITS KILLING ME!"

I find this joke superb nowadays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_little_too_late
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2014
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Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care...

it was a stupid dead-end job anyways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elvezisdead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I don't care for cheese!

I'm a CURDmudgeon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JGad14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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