I can’t believe it’s not...
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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"I can't believe it's not butter" is a really great name for the product

I couldn't describe it butter myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Japlow
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I can't believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!

I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/59boomer59
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.

It feels like only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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It’s been almost 15 years since the show ended, and I can’t believe people are still making Friends references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!

He tried to do it squid pro quo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I can’t believe it’s not butter

Every once in a while I buy the wrong kind of imitation butter at the grocery store. It’s ok though. It’s still within my margarine of error

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dulse_eater
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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On a scale from "I can't believe it's not butter" to "that's definitely butter"

I'd say my day could have been butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TahLoow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I just can’t believe I posted this to discord, and now it’s on reddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatrickRalston
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I didn't believe it when someone said they can ride a bike on one wheel, but it turns out...

they wheelie can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I can't believe we still make pennies when it costs more than they're worth.

It makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfavino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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I can't believe the girls at school can't wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment...

Don't they have a right to bare arms?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Origamibyameer1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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I can't believe it's already national pancake day!

It really crepΓ©d up on us this year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-Lawsome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Dad: I can’t believe you bought me a house! Son: You’re welcome. How do you like it?

Dad: I’m going to live in the present.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I believe it's wrong for humans to selectively breed dogs until their faces are smashed flat and they can't breathe normally.

Hugs not pugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrethlig
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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"I can't believe it's going to snow today" -- "But it's 60 degrees out!" ....

..."Exactly, that's why I can't believe it's going to snow!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckSturdley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.

It feels like it was only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I can't believe girls at school can't wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment

Don't they have a right to bare arms?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Origamibyameer1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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I can’t believe it’s been over a hundred years since Einstein’s Theory of Relativity was published.

It seems like just yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I can't believe it's pancake day already

It really crepe'd up on me this year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeilBillAndI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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I can't believe we still make pennies when it costs more than they're worth.

It makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfavino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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