"I can't believe it's not butter" is a really great name for the product
I couldn't describe it butter myself
I can't believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!
I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.
I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like only yesterday.
It’s been almost 15 years since the show ended, and I can’t believe people are still making Friends references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!
He tried to do it squid pro quo.
I can’t believe it’s not butter
Every once in a while I buy the wrong kind of imitation butter at the grocery store. It’s ok though. It’s still within my margarine of error
On a scale from "I can't believe it's not butter" to "that's definitely butter"
I'd say my day could have been butter.
I just can’t believe I posted this to discord, and now it’s on reddit
I didn't believe it when someone said they can ride a bike on one wheel, but it turns out...
they wheelie can
I can't believe we still make pennies when it costs more than they're worth.
It makes no cents.
I can't believe the girls at school can't wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment...
Don't they have a right to bare arms?
I can't believe it's already national pancake day!
It really crepéd up on us this year!
Dad: I can’t believe you bought me a house! Son: You’re welcome. How do you like it?
Dad: I’m going to live in the present.
I believe it's wrong for humans to selectively breed dogs until their faces are smashed flat and they can't breathe normally.
Hugs not pugs.
"I can't believe it's going to snow today" -- "But it's 60 degrees out!" ....
..."Exactly, that's why I can't believe it's going to snow!!"
I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like it was only yesterday.
I can't believe girls at school can't wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment
Don't they have a right to bare arms?
I can’t believe it’s been over a hundred years since Einstein’s Theory of Relativity was published.
It seems like just yesterday.
I can't believe it's pancake day already
It really crepe'd up on me this year
I can't believe we still make pennies when it costs more than they're worth.
It makes no cents.
