A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says
"There are five types of people..." *holds up two fingers *
Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...
Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers.
"I'll take 5 beers, please " he said.
My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: “Ugh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”
“That was pepper spray.”
Got me!
I was watching back to the future and I am amazed at how well they hold up.
They truly were ahead of their time
I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.
I think that's just bad ad vise.
What holds the sun up in the sky?
A Roman soldier walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, hold ups two fingers and says..
Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
What's round and holds your pants up?
Someone told me that if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea.
All I got was 6 years for armed robbery
How does our Solar System hold its pants up?
My daughter was acting up so I stuck one end of a piece if wire in the ground and told her to hold the other end.
Whenever the server asks my Grandpa how he wants his steak done, he holds his fork and knife up and says "just walk the cow on by!"
Why did the robber choose not to hold up a clothing store?
He thought there would be too many causal T's.
*holds up individual sock*
I gotta put this sock on JDate because it’s single now
"There are just too many bits in this bed." Wife holds up a piece of a dog bone.
Me "that one is too big to be a 'bit.' It needs a new category... How about eight bits equal a bite."
How does Jupiter hold up it's weight? With A-Steroid Belt.
*holds up index finger*
Dad: What do you see?
Me: A finger
Dad: Good, then I've hid well
Julius Caesar walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers
And says "Give me five beers".
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says...
A Roman walks in a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says:
"I'll have 5 beer please."
A Roman man walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers.
He says to the bartender, "5 beers, please!"
A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: “Five beers, please.”
A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and yells "Five beers, please!"
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers, and says
A Roman at a bar holds up his first two fingers and asks for five beers.
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