Finally my winter fat has gone...
Now, I have spring rolls.
Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
My diarrhea is gone
I guess you could say it’s gonorrhea
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
property owners gone festive!
To boldly go where no man has gone before
I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.
Patient: doctor, I've gone blind
Doctor: I see
Patient: I don't
To the people who haven’t gone to the toilet in 2021
Why are you still holding onto last year’s shit?
I'm so angry that I've gone colourblind.....
Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.
Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.
What do you call tapioca that's gone bad?
My addiction to refrigerated poultry has gone too far
There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....
Everything happens for a raisin.
If Abraham Lincoln had gone on a hunger strike there would have been an Emaciation Proclamation.
I should've gone to bed at least 30 minutes ago...
But I suppose everybody's hindsight is 2020.
My German cake has gone missing
Essentially, anytime a new toilet is christened you are "Going where no man has gone before."
My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
Most Americans are looking forward to December 2020 because Trump should be gone Biden.
Just came home to find all my doors and windows open, everything's gone!
Who would do that to another person's Advent Calendar?!
Back, back, back... Gone!
When you are afflicted by Heaven with pain down your back, buttock, and hamstring: SCIATICA D'SHMAYA.
With Trump gone from the presidency
hindsight really will be 2020.
I think the front of my foot has gone dead-asleep.
Now they are a bunch of coma-toes.
Has science gone too far?
Maybe, I can barely see it from here.
A magician stood in front of a crowd and claimed that he could disappear. He counted, “Uno..dos..” and was suddenly gone.
He disappeared without a tres.
He'll be gone in a day or two.
I've gone and confused the words 'Yakuza' with 'Jacuzzi'
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
Hair today, gone tomorrow. (Stolen from r/tumblr)
If anyone has any advice for cosmetic surgery that’s gone terribly wrong...
What do you call a death sentence gone wrong?
Good concept, bad execution.
My brother has gone into business fixing car ignitions.
Two friends are having a conversation. "My wife has just gone on vacation in the Carribbean" say's one. "Jamaica?" replies the other.
My sister says she’s gone vegan but I don’t believe her.
I’ve always thought she’s full of balogna.
Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
Chris has gone at it over a year now..
I told my wife that I was going out for a while. She asked me how long I would be gone. I said,
Finally my winter fat has gone...
Now, I have spring rolls.
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
I can't find my gone in 60 seconds dvd.
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD
It was here a minute ago
Edit : fixed the spelling
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