....you need to get away from.
...but then my life would be meetingless.
He wanted to be hermitically sealed.
So I went for a nice walk through the cemetery
Boo-da-pest.
While it's true, that's how I lost my job as a surgeon.
Permanant
I just want a regular balloon, no strings attached!
I was love at first site.
The crowbar.
You tell it to shoe.
I guess you could call it a boo-tea call.
He said "namaste"
A sod off shotgun.
Whenever we would all have an extended family dinner, he would always look up with a grin on his face and say "this is the best dinner I've had all day! Every. Time.
My grandfather was a man a few words. But dang it he was good at making the entire family groan.
Dad sits really close to son. Son: Go away. Dad: Towards you is a way, scoots even closer
Starting way back when I was just a little kid, spending time with my grandparents in Illinois.
Drinking ice tea with lunch. We always had a little bottle of sweetener on the table for the tea.
Me: "Grandpa, will you pass the sweetener?" Grandpa: "Oh just have your grandmother put her finger in there, she's sweet enough. "
Both dad and grandpa would bust up laughing.
I would giggle until the millionth time hearing it. But i love my grandpa.
