Glow in the dark Puns

A list of puns related to "Glow in the dark"

My new business failed miserably, I was selling T-shirts featuring glow in the dark dollar bills

But then my Dad reminded me: money doesn’t glow on tees.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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My dog has a glow-in-the-dark tennis ball

We try not to leave it in the yard on sunny days, because that would lead to glow ball warming.

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👤︎ u/fizzmore
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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What do you call a flower that glows in the dark?

A light bulb

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👤︎ u/Talazare
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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What do you call cheese that glows in the dark?

Halloumi-nescent

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👤︎ u/sphinctaltickle
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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