Girl Anachronism Puns

At some point they seem to almost start thinking and talking like valley girls. I was waiting for Daenerys to blurt "gag me with a spoon!" when talking to Daario

The Dresden Dolls

That is all, thank you

Dresden Dolls - "Girl Anachronism"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO5APfKnR50

Non-stretched-out version: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ez9t_dresden-dolls-girl-anachronism_music (but sadly of little better quality, if any)

Lyrics:

You can tell

From the scars on my arms

And the cracks on my hips

And the dents in my car

And the blisters on my lips

That I'm not the carefullest of girls

You can tell

From the glass on the floor

And the strings that're breaking

And I keep on breaking more

And it looks like I am shaking

But it's just the temperature

And then again

If it were any colder I could disengage

If I were any older I could act my age

But I don't think that you'd believe me

It's

Not

The

Way

I'm

Meant

To

Be

It's just the way the operation made me

And you can tell

From the state of my room

That they let me out too soon

And the pills that I ate

Came a couple years too late

And I've got some issues to work through

There I go again

Pretending to be you

Make-believing

That I have a soul beneath the surface

Trying to convince you

It was accidentally on purpose

I am not so serious

This passion is a plagiarism

I might join your century

But only on a rare occasion

I was taken out

Before the labor pains set in and now

Behold the world's worst accident

I am the girl anachronism

And you can tell

By the red in my eyes

And the bruises on my thighs

And the knots in my hair

And the bathtub full of flies

That I'm not right now at all

There I go again

Pretending that I'll fall

Don't call the doctors

Cause they've seen it all before

They'll say just

Let

Her

Crash

And

Burn

She'll learn

The attention just encourages her

And you can tell

From the full-body cast

That you're sorry that you asked

Though you did everything you could

(like any decent person would)

But I might be catching so don't touch

You'll start believing you're immune to gravity and stuff

Don't get me wet

Because the bandages will all come off

And you can tell

From the smoke at the stake

That the current state is critical

Well it is the little things, for instance...

In the time it takes to break it she can make up ten excuses...

Please excuse her for the day, its just the way the medication makes her...

I don't necessarily believe there is a cure for this

So I might join your century but only as a doubtful guest

I was too precarious removed as a caesarian

Behold

hi I couldn't find the AMA from the start of the subreddit so I decoded to make a post. So Luna if you are reading this you ever listened to the artist Dayglow? I was wondering this because I was watching the questions video you just posted and wanted to know. I know you want bad bitch energy but idk, this is my bad bitch energy but thats just me. Hope you check them out if you do read this.

Have a good day :))

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

In the pilot, Artie says “…if I gotta stick my hand up the ass of one more lobster, I’m gonna go postal.”

It reminded me of the “good ole days” when shooting sprees only used to happen at post offices, which created the term “going postal.” There was even a controversial video game by that name that was criticized for being too violent.

Anyway, got me thinking of other anachronisms on the show, like when Tony references the Sally Jesse Rafael show (remember that train wreck?).

Have any other good/funny out-of-date references?

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

Hi everyone. My faith crisis started in November 2020. This last year has been a crazy ride. I'd like to give back somehow and help anyone else who might be having the same thoughts I did at the beginning of my journey down the rabbit hole. I've been meaning to curate something like this for a while now.

This year was the most challenging of my life, but things gets better because you get stronger. I know many of these resources are linked in the main page and have been shared numerous times, but someone might be scrolling here for the first time and come across this post. I hope this helps. Thank you so much.

I apologize in advance for any typos and for the density of this list. Take what you find helpful. These things and many more all contributed to my transition over the past few months. There are SO many more resources out there.

Feel free to add in the comments anything you found helpful along your journey. People on this subreddit are here for you. No, you're not crazy. You can do this. Give yourself lots of time and be patient.

Much love and happy new year. [internet hugs]

Background information:

Acronym List (helpful if you're new here): https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/wiki/index/common_abbreviations

A few blurbs that are relatable to what I experienced in my faith transition:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTMsfOcHiJg

https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/comments/pjdz4w/why_i_left_the_lds_church/

https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/comments/jutjhc/im_angry_and_confused_this_learning_the_truth/

https://www.straightfromthetapirsmouth.com/2019/02/straight-from-tapirs-mouth-introduction.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?ab_channel=RubiconeR&v=bkTbzmq8uJc&app=desktop

High-impact information:

Gospel Topics Essays: [https://abn.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/gospel-topics-essays/essays?lang=eng&adobe_mc_ref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.churchofjesuschrist.org%2Fstudy%2Fmanual%2Fgospel-topics-essays%2Fessays%3Flang%3Deng&

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!