TLDR :
If you look at the word count you can actually understand how this genius mind works.
1.choose one word .. dheeme,booty,ooi maa.
2.repeat the above word at least 60-70 times in the song , its sweet point
3.Choose another word .. saiyaan,scene
4.Repeat 40-50 times.
5.Choose random words here n there
This makes song absolutely crazy catchy that plebs n proleteriats will go gaga on ! statistical genius!
Added to that, some local composer and 'ladkis' and 'shooting location' and 'brand value' and you get a brand new song!
This is renaissance!
Ps I only saw one min of the video, that too in this sub I am a vella DS guy on holiday sorry ! :P
Analysis: (Long version)
Raja Tere Mahal Ke Piche Piche Piche Piche Haanji Tere Tere Bagiche Niche Niche Kyun
Kanta Laga Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooh
Kanta Laga Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooh Ooh
Kaanta Laga Aaye Aaye Aaye Aaye Aaye Aaye Ooh Ooh Kaanta Laga Aaye Aaye Aaye Aaye Aaye Aaye Ooh Ooh
Rani Mere Mahal Ke Piche Piche Piche Piche Haanji Mere Mere Bagiche Niche Niche Hoon
Kanta Laga Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooh
Kanta Laga Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooh Ooh
Kyunki Sundar Naari Khadi Thi Kuwari Ankh Matka Rahi Oon Oon
Arey Laal Teri Saadi Dikhti Naadi Add Gayi Garaari Kyun Kyun
Dheeme Dheeme Dheeme Dheeme Dheeme Dheeme Dheeme Dheeme Dheeme Dheeme Hone De
Bheege Bheege Bheege Bheege Bheege Bheege Bheege Bheege Bheege Bheege Bhigone De
Aa Haa Aa Haa Aa Haa Tony Kakkar Ke Gaano Pe Nache Ladki Zara Bhi Soyi Na
Main Boli Yun Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooh
Kanta Laga Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooh Ooh
Yeah Aah Yo Yo Honey Singh Desi Music Factory AG The Gangster
Jaan, Jaane Jahaan Main Hoon Tera Sholay Ka Amjad Khan Naachti Ja Na Ho Pareshan Aaja Mita Doon Main Teri Thakan
Woh Pehne Sharara Na Pehne Woh Versace Ni Rehti Lahore Woh Rehti Karachi Lagati Woh Ood Khilati Woh Food That Make Me, That Make Me Feel So Good, Aah
Maana Kudi Hai Tu UK Ki Aa Ghuma Doon Tujhe UAE Aa Suna Doon Tujhe Lata Didi Kyun Sunti Tu Cardi B
Chhi Naughty Ladki Haan Naughty Ladki Chhori Sune Kyun Tu Cardi B Haan Naughty Ladki
Haaye Mar Gayi Haaye Haaye Mar Gayi Haaye Haaye Mar Gayi Aaye Haaye Mar Gayi Main
Ghar Tere Gayi Kyun Ghar Tere Gayi Kyun Ghar Tere Gayi Kyun Ghar Tere Gayi Main
Oh Zalim Pe Chhat Pe Khada Hai Bedardi Aata Nahi Niche
Kanta Laga Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi Maa Ooi M
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.
