Everyday Life Puns

A list of puns related to "Everyday Life"

Why did he come home looking depressed after the doctor said he needed to take a pill everyday for the rest of his life?

The Doctor only gave him 4!...

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👤︎ u/Dartis_X-UI
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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I just told a dad joke so shit my wife shouted at me and stormed off (not a joke)

She said I wish you would put as much effort into life as you do your shitty jokes. It wasnt even that bad.

The man on the news said "...in the run up to christmas stores are already announcing record sales" I said "thats not news HMV* announces record sales everyday".

*HMV is a music shop.

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👤︎ u/mitcheg3k
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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