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Written about the conflict in Northern Ireland, the lyrics contain a racial slur used to describe Irish Catholics.
Just reading about this tune again as it's just in the news...and just thought I'd share this comment that just read
He wrote this song after having seen so many young men recruited "army grunts" and knowing how many of them die. they are usually recruited because they honestly don't have any other prospects - "Called careers information - have you got yourself an occupation?" It's basically the job for people who don't have a job, and so many of them are cannon fodder and die, particularly the "grunts" (infantry soldiers). but the army chants the mantra "it's a professional career", but of course we all know that it IS dangerous and for most, it's not a career. Army-time is not normally for life, hence why there are so many unemployed, depressed, ex-army veterans out there. BUT, to be honest, the army pretty much is the best prospect for someone with no prospects....
Here's the lyrics
Don't start that talking I could talk all night My mind was sleepwalking While I'm putting the world to right Call careers information Have you got yourself an occupation?
Oliver's army is here to stay Oliver's army are on their way And I would rather be anywhere else But here today
There was a Checkpoint Charlie He didn't crack a smile But it's no laughing party When you've been on the murder mile Only takes one itchy trigger One more widow, one less white nigger
Oliver's Army is here to stay Oliver's army are on their way And I would rather be anywhere else But here today
Hong Kong is up for grabs London is full of Arabs We could be in Palestine Overrun by the Chinese line With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne
But there's no danger It's a professional career Though it could be arranged With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear If you're out of luck or out of work We could send you to Johannesburg
Oliver's Army is here to stay Oliver's army are on their way And I would rather be anywhere else But here today And I would rather be anywhere else But here today And I would rather be anywhere else But here today Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
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I feel like the reason there have been so few official gecs songs is because of their careful second release. Their first tour was supposed to start right when the pandemic happened and the halt on the entire performance arts industry stunted their popularity. Remind you these are career song writers and this is how they make their living.
I say Laura and Dylan just do what ever you feel! You guys have such a distinct sound and are doing something NO ONE ELSE in the world is doing. Just get jiggy with it, and I promise all of us fans will love whatever you put out!
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... keep reading on reddit β‘For sheer depth and breadth of lyricism, humor and cleverness, allusiveness and power of language, and overall creative fecundity, i think heβs one of the few guys who gives Dylan a run for his money. Obviously heβs no Bob, but I think he has a similar love for words.
Check out Tyler roasting Elvis Costello on facebook, and the butthurt felt by βfansβ. The comments are great.
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