I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I said it must be my weekend immune system

Live at 11am.

Watch Live - 11:00 ET: Ontario Premier Doug Ford expected to announce new COVID-19 measures

CBC Link - Ontario premier to make announcement after cabinet mulls stricter public health measures

Global News - COVID-19: Ontario to announce new restrictions ahead of back-to-school | LIVE

#RESTRICTIONS

#Jan 5 2022 Modified Step 2

#FULL RESTRICTIONS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON

#IN CLASS LEARNING DELAYED BY 2 WEEKS

#In response, the province will return to the modified version of Step Two of the Roadmap to Reopen effective Wednesday, January 5, 2022 at 12:01 a.m. for at least 21 days (until January 26, 2022), subject to trends in public health and health system indicators.

##These measures include:

• Reducing social gathering limits to 5 people indoors and 10 people outdoors.
• Limiting capacity at organized public events to 5 people indoors.
• Requiring businesses and organizations to ensure employees work remotely unless the nature of their work requires them to be on-site.
• Limiting capacity at indoor weddings, funerals, and religious services, rites and ceremonies to 50 per cent capacity of the particular room. * Outdoor services are limited to the number of people that can maintain 2 metres of physical distance. Social gatherings associated with these services must adhere to the social gathering limits.
• Retail settings, including shopping malls, permitted at 50 per cent capacity. For shopping malls physical distancing will be required in line-ups, loitering will not be permitted and food courts will be required to close.
• Personal care services permitted at 50 per cent capacity and other restrictions. Saunas, steam rooms, and oxygen bars closed.
• Closing indoor meeting and event spaces with limited exceptions but permitting outdoor spaces to remain open with restrictions.
• Public libraries limited to 50 per cent capacity.
• Closing indoor dining at restaurants, bars and other food or drink establishments. Outdoor dining with restrictions, takeout, drive through and delivery is permitted.
• Restricting the sale of alcohol after 10 p.m. and the consumption of alcohol on-premise in businesses or settings after 11 p.m. with delivery and

15:30 ET: Ontario Premier Doug Ford provides COVID-19 update - CPAC YouTube

https://news.ontario.ca/en/release/1001366/ontario-further-strengthening-response-to-omicron

#To further strengthen its response to Omicron and reduce opportunities for close contact as the province gets as many vaccines into arms as possible, Ontario is introducing a 50 per cent capacity limit in the following indoor public settings:

• Restaurants, bars and other food or drink establishments and strip clubs;
• Personal care services;
• Personal physical fitness trainers;
• Retailers (including grocery stores and pharmacies);
• Shopping malls;
• Non-spectator areas of facilities used for sports and recreational fitness activities (e.g. gyms);
• Indoor recreational amenities;
• Indoor clubhouses at outdoor recreational amenities;
• Tour and guide services; and
• Photography studios and services; and
• Marinas and boating clubs.

> These limits do not apply to any portion of a business or place that is being used for a wedding, a funeral or a religious service, rite, or ceremony. Businesses or facilities will also need to post a sign stating the capacity limits that are permitted in the establishment.

##To further reduce the spread of COVID-19 and the Omicron variant, additional protective measures are also being applied:

• The number of patrons permitted to sit at a table will be limited to 10 people and patrons will be required to remain seated in restaurants, bars and other food or drink establishments, meeting and event spaces and strip clubs.
• Bars and restaurants, meeting and event spaces and strip clubs will be required to close by 11 p.m. Take out and delivery will be permitted beyond 11 p.m.
• Dancing will not be allowed except for workers or performers.
• Food and/or drink services will be prohibited at sporting events; concert venues, theatres and cinemas; casinos, bingo halls and other gaming establishments; and horse racing tracks, car racing tracks and other similar venues.
• The sale of alcohol will be restricted after 10 p.m. and consumption of alcohol in businesses or settings after 11 p.m.

##In addition, to mitigate COVID-19 transmission that can occur at informal social gatherings, the province is also reducing social gathering limits to 10 people indoors and 25 people outdoors.

##These restrictions will come into effect on 12:01 a.m. on Sunday, December 19, 2021.

>“This was not an easy decision to make

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Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Are stolen ape holders the victims of a phishing scam? Were credentials hacked? What is cause, and what is effect?!

For anyone new to the scene: NFTs are like beanie babies on the blockchain, so all of the hype around collectibles, but alas, with no actual stuffed animal you could snuggle when feeling sad --- and a markup that puts vintage floofy toy whales to shame. 'Bored Ape' NFTs specifically are a popular set of strange-looking illustrated primates that you can right-click and save like any image on the web (but to be really clear that does not mean you own the image, as the actual ape holders are quick to point out!).

Thread sorted by controversial as a starting point. Polarized arguments following recent 'theft' include:

It's the exchange's fault:

> Freezing the NFTs was the dumbest thing they could possibly have done. That's a 10 billion dollar fuck up right there.

> Man it's like they want to hand over the market control to a bigger, better, up and coming competitor for their unsecured NFT marketplace. They're making this too easy, vut then again the bad news is likely intended to to spread more FUD about NFTs overall and scare away new investor

> Cryptos are the next biggest thing but these exchanges like coin coinbase et cetera need to be revamped or this process needs to be handed over to the banks who can monitor this stuff better

It's the user's fault:

> It's not the exchanges fault.

> Secure-decentralized. Didn’t mean secure as in, it got hacked ... it’s the users fault.

> It was me. I used screenshot technology.

It's the fault of NFTs for being stupid:

> Sounds like nfts are a colossal scam to trick dumb nerds out of their money

> Good. Maybe people will think twice before investing into these influencer money laundering pump and dump schemes. Hopefully this is the beginning of the death of this application of NFT's and people will develop actually useful projects next.

Top-voted comment manages to summarize the situation and spread the blame out nicely:

> The

That's a wrap! Thanks for all your questions. Find images, videos, and everything you need to know about our historic mission to unfold the universe: jwst.nasa.gov.

The James Webb Space Telescope (aka Webb) is the most complex, powerful and largest space telescope ever built, designed to fold up in its rocket before unfolding in space. After its scheduled Dec. 24, 2021, liftoff from Europe's Spaceport in French Guiana (located in South America), Webb will embark on a 29-day journey to an orbit one million miles from Earth.

For two weeks, it will systematically deploy its sensitive instruments, heat shield, and iconic primary mirror. Hundreds of moving parts have to work perfectly - there are no second chances. Once the space telescope is ready for operations six months after launch, it will unfold the universe like we've never seen it before. With its infrared vision, JWST will be able to study the first stars, early galaxies, and even the atmospheres of planets outside of our own solar system. Thousands of people around the world have dedicated their careers to this endeavor, and some of us are here to answer your questions. We are:

• Dr. Jane Rigby, NASA astrophysicist and Webb Operations Project Scientist (JR)
• Dr. Alexandra Lockwood, Space Telescope Science Institute project scientist and Webb communications lead (AL)
• Dr. Stephan Birkmann, European Space Agency scientist for Webb's NIRSpec camera (SB)
• Karl Saad, Canadian Space Agency project manager (KS)
• Dr. Sarah Lipscy, Ball Aerospace deputy director of New Business, Civil Space (SL)
• Mei Li Hey, Northrop Grumman mechanical design engineer (MLH)
• Shawn Domagal-Goldman, NASA branch head for the Planetary Systems Laboratory (SDG)

We'll be on at 1 p.m. ET (18 UT), ask us anything!

Proof!

Username: /u/NASA

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2022-01-11.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts

• Delays were the govt's not mine

• A new dataset they posted is that 79.3% of the ICU count are in ICU FOR COVID and 20.7% are there for other reasons. The hospitalization numbers are 52.9% and 47.1% respectfully. No historical data for these metrics was posted.

• Throwback Ontario January 11 update: 3338 New Cases, 2756 Recoveries, 29 Deaths, 46,403 tests (7.19% positive), Current ICUs: 412 (+1 vs. yesterday) (+57 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 94,223 (-1,317), 45,451 tests completed (4,988.8 per 100k in week) --> 44,134 swabbed
• MoH positive rate: 24.4% - differs from the cases/tests calc.
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 17.49% / 21.52% / 23.10% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 2,782 / 4,386 / 3,208 (-1,870 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 5,402 / 8,042 / 14,521 (-8,808 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 7,943 / 11,379 / 19,919 (-10,877 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 7,951 / 11,399 / 19,932 (-10,897 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 11,399 (-485.9 vs. yesterday) (-3,035 or -21.0% vs. last week), (+10,164 or +822.5% vs.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Neil deGrasse Tyson was asked about UFOs in a new Irish Times article.

NDT still says he remains completely unconvinced that UFOs are ET in origin and complains about the quality of the Navy videos, but I think it’s a positive sign that he says he’s curious and supports the funding of research done by the new Pentagon office and groups like the Galileo Project.

>Do you think we should fund such investigations in the future?

>Regarding UFOs? Yes, for sure, despite doubts I’ve just outlined. I see it like this. I think some percentage of any research budget should go to investigating flying objects which cannot be identified. That should be an obvious part of the job for any defence system. Is it a threat? What is it? Should we worry? And then, if they do exist, and are extraterrestrial, maybe one day we’ll capture one! That would be great. Then we could study it.

>But even that aside, we’ve actually had active research programmes ongoing since the 1960s. We’ve been sending out signals, trying to receive signals from potentially intelligent civilisations in the galaxy. The SETI Institute is all about that, of course.

>Now, a new programme at Harvard, the Galileo Project, established by Avi Loeb, is trying to get people to be a little more open to the possibility that there could be alien artefacts floating around out there, throughout our solar system, and beyond.

>Of course, the UFO enthusiast community has always been interested in that, but what’s different here is that Professor Loeb carries the pedigree of a Harvard professor, and is associating real analytical science with the endeavour. I wish the project the best of luck.

This seems like a much more level-headed response than the flippant bullshit he was tweeting a few months ago. Maybe I’m giving him too much credit, but this sounds like a pretty big shift in tone coming from him.

TL;DR: The US will not be in conventional war with itself. If anything, it is going to Balkanize. It will be ugly and not a good time.

Few people want to read books on reddit so I am going to keep this one short(er). If you want the long version, I wrote^1 them^2 here.^3 If you don't like reading, Robert Evans' podcast "It Could Happen Here" is a good introduction to these concepts. All sources are linked at the bottom.

Anyway, the term "civil war" has been in mainstream new cycle as of late. Of course many people balk at this idea because they cannot imagine this happening. It must be impossible in today's modern world with all its complexities. The problem is that those people still view "war" in the way it happened in the 1940s: two big sides, attacks and counter-attacks over lines on a map, money and fuel and infantry on the ground trying to outlast each other, etc. It doesn't work like that. War hasn't worked like that for at least the past 50 years.

The signs of a coming civil collapse can be watered down to four indicators:

1. Freedom and rights are disappearing.

The two wings of our neoliberal political system have refused to return liberties to common people and have only intensified their assault on the unalienable rights in the Declaration of Independence: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Healthcare, the right to one's own body, a living wage allowing one to own a house.

2. Polarization, hate, and violence are on the rise.

The 2024 presidential campaign started on January 20, 2021 at 12:00. White supremacy is now mainstream.^4

3. Access to information is limited.

An information silo is a business management term for information that is self-contained and walled off from everything else. I'm not getting into business jargon here, so think of it like a grain silo. Yes, that giant tube with a dome on top next to a barn. It's full of grain and on the top you can even stand on it (don't do that). It looks good, sturdy, stable, just like a new theory you are exposed to. But if you start poking around, there are a lot of holes, cavities, voids. If one of those collapses, then you go do

They’re on standbi

Elon Musk-et.

Big, multicultural empires with a hodgepodge of different species on every world are such a common staple of the mid to endgame that it's honestly kinda baffling that the only way to even get the ball rolling on it is either through conquest or getting all gamey with migration treaties. We know from Syncretic Evolution, Driven Assimilators et al. that the empire editor can handle multiple starting species perfectly well and Void Dwellers shows that the game design is at least somewhat okay with having the player starting out on multiple worlds in the same system so here's my idea for a new origin that I'm actually kinda surprised I haven't seen anybody suggest before:

Two Worlds One Home; This society is descended from two different civilizations that arose mere epicycles apart on a pair of sister planets in the same star system. The invention of wireless communication lead to an optimistic first contact, and the eventual rise of interplanetary travel allowed them to unite under a single flag to venture out into the universe as a people undivided.

Requirements: Must be some degree of xenophile, cannot be fanatical authoritarian or use imperial authority.

Effects: begin with a second inhabited world in your home system and with a secondary citizen species. Both planets will be slightly underdeveloped compared to Prosperous Unification, but will have a small immigrant population of the other species. Secondary homeworld will be of the same category but not the same class as the capital world (ex. if you choose continental your secondary world will be either oceanic or tropical) and no guaranteed habitable worlds will spawn.

I don't know if the home system will be locked like it is for VD, but I was thinking you could even have a special humans-only option like you do for VD where the secondary homeworld is an already habitable Mars. You could even have a quick new preset empire to match; the Solar Peoples Federation, a xenophile-militarist-egalitarian parliamentary Citizen Republic between humanity and the Friendly Fungus People from Mars^TM .

Thoughts?

Pilot on me!!

You can read my VANILLA, BURNING CRUSADE and WRATH OF THE LICH KING posts here.

This post is pretty short compared to the others. There were a number of smaller dramas like the banning of swifty or item duping or WoW closing in Iran, but I struggled to cobble them together into anything worth reading. I was getting into a bit of a rut with this post, so I cut my losses and posted the topics I've finished, rather than leave it unfinished forever.

#Part 4 - Cataclysm

The Leaks

Cataclysm didn’t just contain controversy. For the first time, an expansion was the controversy. So we need to go right back to the beginning to figure out how it all unfolded.

MMO Champion has always been one of the largest platforms for WoW discourse outside of the official forums. And it was here, on the 15th of August 2009, that Cataclysm was leaked. World of Warcraft was no stranger to leaks – there had already been half a dozen, each promising a different vision of WoW’s next expansion - but they were rarely this detailed, which lent these particular leaks a certain credibility.

In short, the premise was this:

The ancient dragon aspect Deathwing (one of the only big baddies left from the original Warcraft games) had broken free from his prison in the centre of the world, and had used his enormous power to tear Azeroth to pieces. The continents from WoW’s first release (Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms] were going to be totally overhauled with new visuals and new stories, as well as the addition of player-flying.

Five new zones would be slotted in around the world too, where players could level from 80 to 85. Each new zone had an elemental theme, which would continue throughout the expansion. They included the lore-heavy Mount Hyjal, the expansive underwater world of Vashj’ir, the dark and atmospheric subterranean [Deepholm]( https://i.ytimg.com/vi/k

General Information

Platform: Nintendo Switch

Release Date: November 19, 2021

No. of Players: 1 player

Genre(s): Adventure, Role-Playing

Publisher: Nintendo

https://diamondpearl.pokemon.com/

Overview (from Nintendo eShop page)

Revisit the Sinnoh region and story of Pokémon™ Diamond Version and Pokémon Pearl Version

Experience the nostalgic story from the Pokémon™ Diamond Version and Pokémon Pearl Version games in a reimagined adventure, Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Pokémon Shining Pearl, now on the Nintendo Switch™ system! Adventures in the Pokémon Brilliant Diamond or Pokémon Shining Pearl game will take place in the familiar Sinnoh region. Rich in nature and with mighty Mount Coronet at its heart, Sinnoh is a land of many myths passed down through the ages. You’ll choose either Turtwig, Chimchar, or Piplup to be your first partner Pokémon and then set off on your journey to become the Champion of the Pokémon League. Along the way, you’ll run into the mysterious organization Team Galactic, and be able to encounter the Legendary Pokémon Dialga.

Explore the revamped Grand Underground or put on a Super Contest Show

The Underground from the Pokémon Diamond Version and Pokémon Pearl Version games has been powered up and is now called the Grand Underground. Here, you can dig up valuable treasure and Pokémon Fossils, create your own Secret Base, and catch Pokémon in places called Pokémon Hideaways. When you aren’t exploring in the Grand Underground, enter a Super Contest Show! Super Contest Shows are popular events in the Sinnoh region, each put on by four performers and their partner Pokémon, who work together to dance and show off their performance skills. You can also adventure in the Grand Underground or put on a Super Contest Show with other players through the local* communication or online** communication of your Nintendo Switch system***!

Walk with your Pokémon, change up your style, and customize your Poké Balls

Choose a Pokémon that you’ve befriended during your journey to walk along behind you in the game. In the relaxing Amity Square you can walk with up to 6 Pokémon! Depending on the Pokémon, you’ll see different gestures or ways of walking, and when you talk to your Pokémon, it will respond. You’ll also be able to add your own personal style! Choose a variety of outfits and coordinate tops and bottoms. Some are based around Pokémon motifs and others change your

Nothing, he was gladiator.

I thought it might be illuminating to do a dive into what Tom Delonge says he believes after talking to his "advisers". I've taken this from the following interview https://youtu.be/nDlZ4iK0NSo and my own read of the first Secret Machines novel. I'm sure others have much more to share so love to hear more. I am not vouching for it's truth it's completely insane and profoundly frightening if true, but thought you might be interested in seeing this given his pedigree so far .

As others have reported these advisers are allegedly senior generals and figures in the US intelligence services and the military industrial complex. It seems clear to me he does have these contacts based on his known contacts and the information TTSA have got out so far including senatorial briefings, as well as the Navy acknowledgement of UFO's and lately partnership with the US Army. Please also see RedPandaKoala's excellent video and Kiwi's notes (which I've just discovered) - search " delonge notes" in this sub.

Now here's the wild stuff. Buckle up!

He claims:

The Wider Reality:

• the universe is teeming with intelligent life of all kinds.

• Malevolent ET's are present on Earth have been manipulating humanity for most if not all of our history. The advisors refer to them as The Others.

• they may not be aliens as we understand them and are linked to consciousness, or can master consciousness which is the greater reality we haven't learned to tap into yet.

• they are parasitical, they feed on human conflict and negativity.

• they have inspired world religions for the purpose of dividing us.

• They have done so by posing as Gods and providing religious messages from the heavens

• They can also implant visions and ideas directly into our minds.

• Telepathy is real and the universe is essentially what we might best term "magical".

• the people in charge of the cover up believe that the world religious scriptures are based on real events involving manipulation by the Others for the purpose of creating competing belief systems to keep us divided and at war.

• The state of human society is fundamentally unnatural and the product of this persistent manipulation.

• human civilisation has risen and fallen in cycles that go back way longer than we currently accept.

• its likely these cycles have been initiated by the ET visitors.

-his advisers consider the possibility that Atlantis may have existed, That this was one of the high points of one of these cycles when humans had d

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

throwaway - I am an account manager for a telecom company that provides VOIP phones to companies. There are about 20 of us and our job is primarily to answer any questions about the phones, the service, billing, etc. We have hundreds of clients.

What the boss does is assign clients to each of us based on a rating of how challenging and difficult they believe the end users are. Each client gets a score of 1-10. 1 meaning these are employees at microsoft who are all very techy and will never have to call us asking where they should plug in the ethernet port, and 10 because the client is an old age home and we will get five calls a day from each resident asking how to get a dial tone.

So one account manager may be assigned a client who has 5,000 employees, but they are rated a 1, so it provides them just enough work for 40 hours a week, while another account manager may get a client who only has 100 employees, but they are all tech idiots and call in constantly.

Well when I started, I got assigned a client with a few hundred employees who were rated a 10, so their "algorithm" predicated that it would be just the right amount of work to keep me busy. As it turns out, the client is a highly skilled tech company that actually writes the software for the phones we support, and their rating should have been a 1, not a 10

I get 1-2 calls a week and literally nothing else. When it first was clear that they messed up the rating system, I was a good little employee and notified my manager that they may have not allocated the proper amount of work. I was told that their rating system is near perfect and I should not stir the pot.

So I have not stirred the pot for 5 years. My last call for support was 9 days ago and I literally browse the web all day and attend the occasional meeting. I get my 5% annual raise and full benefits. I will continue until I get caught or something better comes along. Oh, I am work from home full time.

edit - a lot of comments telling me to delete this post but I changed enough about the technology and rating system that I am not worried. Having said that, I have been getting very threatening DMs from some very angry people threatening to do everything in their power to DOX and report me, so this post will be deleted shortly.

When I got home, they were still there.

Every Monday - Friday at 7am

GOOOOODDDDD MORNNNNININNNNNNGGGGG SSSSUUUPEERRRRR SSSSTOOOOOOOONNNNNNK!

I am u/Odd-Ad-900 and I am your mildly unhinged morning news anchor.

Yes, I took my Reddit given name. No, I am not "new". Calling me a shill? MGGA Please... (psshhhh)

I want to give A Big thank you to my news team u/blazlyn, u/viviconsadventures, u/tokyorose and our very own mods u/dismal-jellyfish, u/Hipz**,** and u/luma44 You guys are the best! And I couldn't do this without you.

Can You Smell That? It smells like the fire that will consume Rome. It will be a great show... kinda like hanging with Tyler Durdin in the financial district...

God I love this job.

Insert NON-FLACCID intro card:

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Yesterday, this news story caught traction on the sub even though it didn't catch media attention. Here is a link to the data the news story is reporting on. We have made some waves so far in the financial world. Well this, this is a fucking tsunami. I am actually in a little disbelief and I know I shouldn't be. This is concrete proof that the government is operated by the banks. We've always known this... but this is proof. Liquidity crisis in 2019? You mean at the exact same time Covid 19 began rising in China? Yeah.

I mean, we should be numb to this right? I mean... we "KNOW" the levels of fuckery going on. We know that this reaches into the deepest depths of our government. It is probably deep enough to come right to our hometowns in a "trickle down" fashion. But still... why the fuck are we not doing anything about it?

The kind of systemic change that is going to be required cannot happen through a chatroom. And DC is completely under control from the banks. So WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? u/Loopring? Any ideas? u/DeepFuckingValue?

Oh yeah... HOLD

This is a link to the dataset.

[https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/OMO_transaction_data.html#rrp](https://www.n

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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There hasn't been a post all year!