I present to you the case of seventeen year old Robert “Bobby” Dornbach, missing since the twenty-seventh of November, 2005 in Gloucester, New Jersey in the County of Camden. Robert disappeared during an evening with his girlfriend and an un-named friend. He had asked the friend to order a pizza for them and went outside, saying that he would return after twenty minutes (Charley). He was never seen again.
Now, to me, logic says that once someone orders food, one does not up and run away before it has arrived without a very good reason. Also, the time frame of twenty minutes seems to me like he was in fact planning to return. So it seems reasonable to think that something happened while he waited outside that lead to his disappearance.
It is worth noting that according to the Charley Project: the young man was on probation (though for what is not explained) and had been suspended for skipping school. Although the case is classified as a runaway, Robert’s mother says that it is unlike her son to be away for so long with no word, and believes he may be dead.
The young man’s DNA and dentals are on file with the Doe Network but so far nothing has come of it. His mother, Joanne Humerick, has been searching for years, even going so far as to put up a reward (Gloucester) in 2007, but so far nothing has come of that either. He was apparently carrying his cell-phone, but I can find no confirmation on if the phone has been discovered or not.
The Doe Network notes that Robert Dornbach has brown hair and eyes, a scar on both his right knee and right eyelid, a tattoo of a cross on his right ankle, and the tattoo “D-Bach” on his right arm. He also has a pierced lip and was wearing a silver necklace. At the time of his disappearance he was 5’8” and weighed somewhere around 170 pounds.
https://charleyproject.org/case/robert-william-dornbach
http://www.doenetwork.org/cases/4976dmnj.html
https://www.gloucestercitynews.net/clearysnotebook/2007/09/mother-misses-s.html
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
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It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
It was about a weak back.
Bob
