Don Donahue Puns

A towel and some wine I’m after you...

Edit: I was young in the mid eighties and just didn’t know what a hun don laugh was, but I knew who Donahue was. And I guess you’d need a towel in case you spill the wine while you’re chasing her.

Hey name nerds! My husband and I are casually making a list of names for our second child. I’d like to honor my late father, Donald “Don” but I’m not much of a fan of Donald so I’ve been trying to put together some names with “Don” in them. I am looking for boy names! I like Donahue but the couple people I have told weren’t feeling it since it is more common as a last name. Let me know what you think. We plan on using Dawn as a middle name for a girl. My first sons name is Theodore “Theo” Paul (last name starts with K, 3 syllables, ends with man)

Here are some of the movies I'm hoping to watch in 2022. I'll consistently update the list with more movies, updated release dates and new trailer links for easy access. Each movie's IMDb page is also linked. I'm going to pin this to my profile page for my own convenience and anyone else that wants to follow up for recommendations on upcoming movies.

 

Movies are listed in order of US release dates if available (wide theatrical or VOD/streaming), the rest are listed randomly. I'm not 100% sure they'll all be released in 2022, but will update accordingly if needed. As it is, a few of these are carry-overs/delays from 2021 and 2020.

Let me know of any others that look interesting, thanks.

 

 

• Scream (Jan. 14-theaters): Returning are Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and David Arquette. New installment of the Scream franchise will follow Sidney Prescott returning to her home town to try to find out who has been committing a series of vicious crimes.

  Trailer #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beToTslH17s

  Trailer #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRwLyKIBNU8

 

• The Last Thing Mary Saw (Jan. 20-Shudder): Starring Isabelle Fuhrman (Orphan). Winter, 1843. A young woman is under investigation following the mysterious death of her family's matriarch. Her recollection of the events sheds new light on the ageless forces behind the tragedy.

  Teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBYbMW2eN1A

 

• Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Feb. 18-Netflix): After nearly 50 years of hiding, Leatherface returns to terrorize a group of idealistic young friends who accidentally disrupt his carefully shielded world in a remote Texas town.

  Teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fATsBCko87E

 

• A Banquet (Feb. 18-Digital HD/VOD and select theaters): *Widowed mother Holly is radically tested when her teenage daughter Betsey experiences a

Based on World Ranking alone (and I’m only counting skaters that as of today have not withdrawn from Nationals)

Men:

1. Jason Brown
2. Nathan Chen
3. Vincent Zhou

Women:

1. Karen Chen
2. Alysa Liu
3. Amber Glenn

Pairs:

1. Ashley Cain-Gribble/Timothy Leduc
2. Jessica Calalang/Brian Johnson

Ice Dance

1. Madison Chock/Evan Bates
2. Madison Hubbell/Zachary Donahue
3. Kaitlin Hawayek/Jean-Luc Baker

Obviously, Nationals placements play a huge role in selections and my personal predictions waver some. Men is pretty much set in stone. Women I think Alysa and Karen have pretty much solidified their spots. I think if Amber doesn’t go, Mariah will, that third spot is going to be up for grabs between the two of them. If Mariah doesn’t get selected, she might petition. And I don’t think Bradie will petition for a spot after withdrawing from Nationals and not having much of a season. For pairs I think they’re actually going to send Knierim/Frazier and not Calalang/Johnson. For dance, I don’t think USFS will send Green/Parsons or Carreira/Ponomarenko bc they’re both just too new of teams. That is unless H/B skate really poorly, then Green/Parsons may get the spot.

I guess we’ll see what actually happens by the end of the day Sunday!

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

There hasn't been a post all year!