Don't believe everything you see
The number of people who don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'
It's okay if you don't know what "prefix" means
It's not the end of the word.
If you're browsing for something online but you don't buy anything is it called Windows shopping?
What do you call a grandmother whose name you don't know?
Did you know that in Japanese it is preferred to count in elevens? I mean, I don't count like that, but...
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving
But you do need a parachute to go skydiving twice
I don't know how you all are feelin' this morning....
...but I'd say today is a 10/10.
Why don't you hear pterodactyls going to the bathroom?
If at first you don't succeed...
Skydiving might not be the sport for you.
Thanksgiving is around the corner. You could go with turkey, but I recommend duck instead. So good roasted or fried..but whatever you do, dont smoke it.
Too many quack-heads in the world already
If you don't think there will be a sequel to John Carpenter's best movie
You've got another thing coming.
What is something you don't say to someone with muscular dystrophy?
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger!
If you don't know what it's like to be a fetus
...then you haven't lived.
Mark lamented to his social group, "I believe we really don't know anything about each other and that we're only bonding through humor. Do you notice as soon as we're out of jokes, all of our "conversations" stop?"
To remedy this, his social group decided that the next time they gathered they would act like Mark's brothers.
Don't worry about your TV or your phone spying on you..
Your hoover has been gathering dirt on you for years!
Take it as you will. But, as for myself, I don't give much of a *hoot*. It's all for the birds to me
why don't you ever see dead crows on the road?
Because there's always another crow in the tree yelling CAR,CAR,CAR.
I don't think you can count on God.
what do you get if you don't move a single muscle all week?
Why don't you ever see Police helping Jedi Knights?
They don't like to join forces.
Don't worry about what a horse says to you.
You should never listen to your neigh sayers.
What happens if you don't pay your exorcism bill?
You don't have anything against Middle Eastern languages...
don't panic it's just a pan tree. if you can't handle it just wok away.
Why don't you play a game in the jungle?
Because there are too many Cheetahs
A guy has his annual check up at the doctor's. "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?" asks the guy. "I doubt it." says the doctor shaking his head "Mercury is in Uranus right now." "I don't believe in that astrology nonsense, doc"
"Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
When you don't pay bills and your electricity supply gets cut off, what do you learn?
With great power comes great responsibility
I heard you don't even know how to say "yes" in Latin.
Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years!
Did you know people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones.
But people in Abu Dhabi do.
Did you know whales don't scream?
why don't you find a pearl in every oyster?
Because they're shellfish
If you get an email about canned processed meat.. Don't Open it..
How come you don't see many midgets?
I guess they all live together in small communities.
What do you call it when most of your keys on a piano don't work?
Why don't you ever hear bunnies having sex?
What do you do when you try to contact a protein on the phone but they don't answer?
If you don't know how to parallel park...
you'd better have a back-up plan.
I asked my wife, "What do you call a group of babies?" She replied, "I don't know, what?"
Why don't you use beef stew as a password?
You most likely don't know how to say "orchard" in polish
If you don't wanna climb corporate ladder,
Choose companies with elevator
You don't see the whole picture!
If you don't pay your exorcist....
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