Don't worry about your TV or your phone spying on you..

Your hoover has been gathering dirt on you for years!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoPerfectDad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2022
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Don't worry about what a horse says to you.

You should never listen to your neigh sayers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wazowskiwithonei
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2022
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I just downloaded PokΓ©mon Go, so if you see me in the bushes outside your window, don't worry.

I'm just trying to get a Pikachu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parttimeteacher
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2022
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If you received an F instead of an E on your astrology assignment this week, don't worry, everyone is receiving old scores

Mercury is in retro grade

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2021
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If you fail a test in Cosmetology school, don't worry.

There will be a makeup test soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? (SFW don't worry)

Put them in water. If one floats, it's (a) boyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LocoEva-7139
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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If you regret your vote in 2016, don't worry about it

Hindsight is 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaymeinreallife
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Don't worry if you didn't get to enjoy 4/20

Tomorrow is 4/22

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My dad said the other day, when I was feeling low, 'don't worry it could be worse, you could be in a hole full of water'

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danl66713
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Dont worry if a tree tries to bully you...

They're all Bark and no bite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InkJetPrinters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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If you buy real, block Parmesan you don't have to worry about tossing it in your bag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_NoSkillJustHax
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Don't worry the spider is smaller than you

Well yeah, and so is a grenade

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side is cut off? Yeah don't worry he is all right now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ifartcookies123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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If you miss 420, dont worry.

Just wait till 422 cause its 420 too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harrypugger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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If you get a haircut you don't like, don't worry about it.

Soon enough it'll grow on you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunderguy3738
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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If you don't know what a prefix is, don't worry.

It's not the end of the word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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"Don't worry son, I made you some eggs to cheer you up!"

Son: how will this make me feel better?

Dad: They'll make you be sunny side up!

Son: but these are scrambled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Preston108
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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If you miss(ed) 4/20, don't worry!

Jut wait two days, because that's four-twenty......two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchonOTDS
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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Don't worry about your smartphone or computer spying on you...

Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prodigalkal7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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