"Everyone know that only Hugh can stop florist friars!"

That topic is so dead.....

Because they are dead

..they make me feel even number.

I was in a dark place at the time.

The lumberjack said, "a talking a tree? Huh. I guess you'll die a log."

Maps, maps, maps... Thanks for coming to my ToAD Talk.

Because we sing about him.

You'll strain your voice

Communication is already encrypted.

I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.

It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.

It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.

I just never comes up.

because we recently had a falling out

If only they could tell us what it is ...

I guess you could say I'm low-key.

So, I'm new to this subreddit, so please don't berate me for posting a story instead of a joke ;-;

Anyways, my friend came over to my house for a 2 day sleepover a few weeks ago, and during the sleepover, we went to Petco to buy some stuff for my ferret. While we were there, we just kept gossiping about how cute all the animals there were. There were parrots, other ferrets, turtles, fish, a cat, and lizards.

When we were checking out the lizards, my dad immediately started to warn us about them...

"Don't talk to the lizard, kids! It might want to sell you car insurance! It'll only take 15 minutes or less!"

Gosh, I love my dad XD

It's a touchy subject.

Cause we take them for granite.

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..they make me feel even number.

Because they're dead

I guess you could say I'm low-key.

I guess you could say I'm low-key!

It'll strain your voice.