You don't need training to work as a garbage collector.

You just pick it up as you go along.

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👤︎ u/ExtraSure
📅︎ Jul 16 2022
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Do you know why you don't need a lot of money to buy ovine meat?

Because it is sheep.

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👤︎ u/Mystery_I
📅︎ Aug 04 2022
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice!!

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📅︎ Jul 06 2022
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"You don't need a seat....

...when you have a chair" said Madison Cawthorn.

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👤︎ u/Caeflin
📅︎ May 18 2022
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Don't you hate it when you need to pay to use the bathroom?

I'll take my business elsewhere.

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👤︎ u/greedydita
📅︎ Nov 09 2021
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When you're in a relationship, you don't need a secure channel to talk to your partner.

Communication is already encrypted.

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👤︎ u/greedydita
📅︎ Dec 01 2021
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You don't need any qualifications to become a limbo dancer

It's a job with a very low bar to entry.

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👤︎ u/Stoma_Cake
📅︎ Jul 21 2021
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You don't need a therapist....

A 5 year old will tell you everything that's wrong with you, for nothing.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jul 30 2021
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Cheap Phineas and Ferb pun; I know it sucks you don't need to tell me

Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator

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📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you call it when you need a break at work and go to the bathroom even though you don't need to go?

A shampoo.

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📅︎ Jun 03 2021
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You don't need to explain everything to Tommy...
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👤︎ u/apoorvm91
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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It's amazing..to use the fridge at my work, you don't even need an appointment!

It's a Walk-In!

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👤︎ u/thoxis1
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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You don't need to explain everything to Bill. Bill Gates it. And the same is with Tommy. Hilfiger it out himself.

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👤︎ u/v_cleaner
📅︎ Jan 10 2016
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if you don't like Keanu Reeves, you need to Keanu Leave
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📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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You don't need that spine

It's holding you back

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👤︎ u/hood-30535
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Have you heard the don't need the golden gate bridge any longer?

Because it's already long enough

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📅︎ Nov 25 2017
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"I don't know why people don't wear these anymore. They are so convenient and stylish. Everything you need-right there in front of you"
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📅︎ Oct 19 2013
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You don't need a flashy Telescope

You can see Uranus just fine with a mirror

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📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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I think the thing is with Rugby is that if you don't win, you just need to try and try again.
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👤︎ u/padadonan
📅︎ Nov 18 2017
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I told my dad "I just need to change real quick" and he responded with "Don't change I love you just the way you are"
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📅︎ Oct 21 2013
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving...

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice

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👤︎ u/BigBoyBarm
📅︎ Jul 14 2022
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You don't need a parachute to go sky diving.

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice!

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📅︎ Jun 05 2022
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You don't need training to work as a garbage collector.

You just pick it up as you go along.

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👤︎ u/ExtraSure
📅︎ Jul 13 2021
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You don't need a therapist.

A 5 year old will tell you everything that's wrong with you for free.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 02 2021
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

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👤︎ u/nadva
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

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📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.

You need it to go skydiving TWICE.

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👤︎ u/Nihilman
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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You don't need a parachute to skydive.

You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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