A woman was sipping a glass of wine while relaxing with her husband... "I love you so much, she said, I don't know how I could live without you:
Her husband asked, "is that you or the wine talking"?
She replied "it's me, talking to the wine"
I don't know how I'm going to tell mom that I need to replace the recliner she bought me
It's put me in a really uncomfortable position
I don't know how my calculator is broken
it just doesn't add up...
But you don’t even know how much it pays…
I don't know how to use a kayak...
I don't even know how many puns I made here. I am a pun-aholic.
Anyone who says that Koreans don't know how to cook good barbecue, doesn't know the first thing about Seoul food.
I don't know how to change a light bulb...
Maybe you can enlighten me?
I don't know how it got pregnant I used a rubber.
I don't know how to react to this
Today is the Ides of March, when Caesar was famously assassinated. But what most people don't know is that he wasn't stabbed, but poisoned, by Hemlock leaves in his salad - hence the name "Caesar's Salad." When Brutus asked how many Hemlock leaves Caesar ingested, Caesar said:
I don’t know how I feel about internet speeds
It has its Ups and its Downs
I don't know how our Mohel can possibly make a living.
Don’t know how he didn’t see the oppurtunity.
Don’t know how they missed the opportunity
Wife: I’m not in the mood to do my homework. Me: Just phone it in and do C-work. Wife: I don’t know how to do C-Work.
Me: step 1, buy a boat.
Just happened. Not an official dad yet but she’s 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.
I don't know how much money an assassin makes...
but I bet they make a killing!
I am grilling tonight. I don't know how these sausages will turn out...
but I am expecting the wurst.
I don't know how I feel about masturbation anymore.
On one hand, it's pretty good. On the other hand, it's a little awkward.
EDIT: from https://jokeriot.com
I don't know how I would have felt about that
I don’t know how you guys get home every night but, I squat down, put my head between my knees and fall forward.
Don't know how to break the news..
I still don't know how he got a medical degree
I don't know how much clothes you guys got this year
But I'm up to my neck in T-shirts.
(r/jokes didn't like it, thought I'd try it here)
Kids these days don't know how to tie dye properly
I guess you could say it's a dying art.
My wife thinks I don't know how to say, "My" in Japanese...
...but really, watashi no?
So I used to know a really good dad joke but I don’t remember exactly how it went.
If only I could remember where I Reddit.
(Please don’t judge too harshly this is my first dad joke and my first post on a big subreddit)
I don’t know how to make good titles so I’m writing this to duck out of the responsibility of entertaining you.
I own a rabbit farm, but I want to get rid of them. The thing is, I don’t know how to do it, so I was thinking I should call someone to help me with that. Then I thought to myself:
A magician should do the trick.
Tomorrow's my biology practical exam and I don't know how to chemically test for glucose
I'm so gonna be Fehling the test
My wife says I don’t know how to stick to my decisions.
I don’t know how to play 2048
I guess I’m not putting 2 and 2 together
If you don't know how cameras work...
you need to look into it.
My wife keeps telling me to act my age, but I don’t know how...
I’ve never been this old before!
I don’t know why people are always confused when I tell them how good I am at golf.
I just tell people I am subpar.
Kids these days with ADHD don’t know how good they have it.
Back in my day we had to watch our AD in 480i
I don’t know how to make a Caesar salad
But i’m willing to take a stab at it
My sink is leaking but I don't know how to fix it.
I guess I better try something. I can really only sink or swim.
A pirate was complaining about the ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants. "Aye, I don't know how this wheel got here..."
"...but I tells ya this; it drives me nuts!"
According to a survey, 80% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English.
That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard.
Doctor: I don’t know how to sugarcoat this but...
I don't know how to paddle in a canoe
I just...don't know how to say this...
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