What did the carrot say to the dying lemon?

You will be sourly missed.

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Pasta la vista, baby.
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What’s a cardiologist’s favorite veggie?

CABG

What’s a neurologist’s favorite dinner? Seizure salad

What’s a hospitalist’s favorite comic? DC

Why are infectious disease specialists so good at travel? Because they know all about culture and sensitivity

Why don’t you have to go to the obstetrician office? Because they deliver.

Bonus uncle joke!

Where do British hematologists go when they die? Bloody Hell.

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