I can't believe I was able to trade a piece of fruit for a measuring device.
The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.
I hooked up a spooky mind control device to a windowblind making machine
Just thinking about it makes me shutter
I frantically rushed to the computer service center to repair my storage device before it died
What do you call a Scandinavian device used to communicate with the dead?
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.
I mean, imagine all the peepholes.
My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
Tech reviewers are just waiting for Samsung to release a mediocre new Note device just to say "It's not noteworthy"
My friend wanted to go cliff diving but he had to take his emotional support device for unclogging using suction...
What device does Mario use when he wants to communicate with the dead?
There’s a new Apple device that’s out to help teens cope with Dad jokes.
Its called the iRoll with a companion download for adults called the Groan app.
My teacher wanted me to design a new suspension device
It's been keeping me up all night just thinking about it
Be careful, everyone! There’s a scammer who claims to sell anti-gravity devices.
I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.
I call it:
THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!
I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...
It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.
We just played a new beta version of Clue, and it came down to 2 people being the culprit, the lady who makes climbing devices or the transgender who is a 3D printer...
Was it the latter or the former?
I love using Anker cables, I bought a ton of them to charge all my devices. Although, I have so many of them now, it's hard to keep them in order.
I need to take an Anker Management class.
If you made an explosive device, but disguised it to look like a dog left in a hot car....
Would it be a Car-Pet Bomb?
Why did the phone go to the prison for electronic devices?
Because he was found guilty of a
screen-shot.
A struggling tech company once again failed to make their teleportation device work.
The results were neither here nor there.
My entire body from the neck down was erased while I was trying to build a teleportation device.
Decided to quit while I was a head.
What is the device which is used to cool the lower jaws of south american rodents?
A chinchilla chin chiller
My dad became a billionaire by selling devices to shut ducks up...
Did your hear about a new device that teaches a prince to rule and also keeps him cool during the summer?
It's called an heir conditioner.
What's one word to describe a situation in which there is an explosive device in a male cow?
As an Android user, I finally gave in and bought my first Apple device. I have to say I'm impressed, even if it only has a single-core processor
Pic of my new device here - http://i.imgur.com/UwQ8ZUE.jpg
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side?
I mean, imagine all the peepholes!
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