The inventor of the crossword puzzle lives near me...

He's 3 streets across and 2 down.

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Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...

He was a one-hint wonder!

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?

Thanks.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Son: How are you, Dad? - Dad: Well, I’m better than a crossword puzzle!

I’m not 6 down, 3 across.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOnlyRobZ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Dad joked my little sister. Can you help me with a crossword puzzle?

Reading a newspaper, casually turn to my little sister and ask "can you help me with a crossword puzzle? The clue is Postman's bag"

Her: "how many letters?"

Me: "LOADS OF THEM!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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Today I found out the guy who invented the crossword puzzle is buried at my local cemetery

If you're looking for the headstone go 9 down 3 across.

I don't quite recall his name...

I think I was P something T something something...

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When I told my dad that my crossword puzzle obsession was making me depressed, he told me not to get two down.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Crossword Puzzle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/donz0r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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My dad was doing a crossword puzzle yesterday.....

Dad: hmmmm, I'm stuck on a clue

Me: bet I can help

Dad: ok, 4 across, the clue is overladen postman

Me: how many letters?

Dad: a blooming sack full

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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My fiancΓ©'s aunt was doing a crossword puzzle.

Aunt: What is Sporty Spice's name?

Me (without hesitation): Sporty Spice. DUHHHH.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krustic13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol....

He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Drugs are never the answer.

But it is a five letter clue for a crossword puzzle.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I started a boat-building business in my attic ...

Now sails are going through the roof

Source: New York Times Crossword Puzzle, Tuesday Sept 24, 2019, 6 Down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/some_lerker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Sometimes you gotta counteract smart with stupid.

I was at the beach and my wife and I were doing a crossword puzzle. She is a teacher and much more vocabularily knowledgable than I am. After filling in a few, one of the words she answered was unknown to me.

Me - "Babe, is that a word?"

Her - "Yalta? it's a city."

Me - "Yalta?" and as nonchalantly as is possible, I say "Why I Yalta."

She confusingly looked at me trying to understand what had just come out. She then laughs, proclaims "you are such an idiot," and continues laughing for a good while after, even to this day. Daily stupid joke quota filled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Halfwayhome22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Finally made my dad sigh

Dad (doing a crossword puzzle): What is a music note with four sharps?

Me: I don't know, but I bet it ain't flat and dull!

My dad just stared at his paper and sighed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flamingfluffyguns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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Got my whole family to groan...

My brother was doing a crossword puzzle and asks, "What unit of measurement do they use for sod?"

My response: "Yards."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daydu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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Got my coworker today

She was working on a crossword puzzle.. "How do you spell seven in French?"

My reply: "S-E-V-E-N space I-N space F-R-E-N-C-H"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluecrabby
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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Crazy Horse

My brother: "Dad, have you ever seen the Crazy Horse monument?"

Dad: "No, but I do crossword puzzles."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2013
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My dad's answer to everything was alcohol...

He wasn't a big drinker, he was just really bad at crossword puzzles.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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