I replied, no, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.
familiar.
Ass skin for a friend.
Aunt Arctica
What do you call bees that make milk?
Boo-bees
What do you call a beehive with no exit?
Un-bee-leavable
Iddley.
So I just packed my stuff and right
My girlfriend and I have a dog named Moose. My girlfriend’s father has been coming up with name-related puns recently and I’m being outdone. Reddit, please help. So far, he has come up with:
Moosical Moosident
All I have: Moosing persons
I must win this battle of puns.
I didn't know he would take it to heart
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No change is expected
It’s Massachusetts divided by Volumeachusetts.
He's a fun guy
....is to win the lottery.
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
But I don’t like to point fingers.
Now I'm stuck with a bunch of cross-aunts
It seems like only yesterday.
Until I learned it wasn’t the Alabama kind.
They use a Nom Nom Nom de Plum
That way, I can keep a low pro file.
That way you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
So I packed up and right
Aunt Teak.
I said, "O.K.....I'll give it arrest.
They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.
It has since been demoted to a lieutenant.
I hope it’s not a wind up
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I have to make a slogan for safety week at a construction site I work at. Can you guys help?
A Luigi board
Wooden tit
Why don't they ever come to my birthday parties?
I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place
He just took it in stride
Remember who she married?
But I think he was just a commontater
Arse skin for a friend.
Ass skin for a friend.
