I want you to close your eyes...now picture the 1975 John Jay College basketball team. While doing this, remember that 1/2 Italian, 1/2 Jew, 100% dickhead Steve Schirripa was good enough to make that team. Okay, now....

Take a gander at this team photo https://mobile.twitter.com/stevenschirripa/status/1002026082466455552

I legit stared at this for a solid 15 minutes last night. Granted, I was high as a Georgia pine at the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PianoMittens
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But if you close your eyes meme v.redd.it/9acvgqes6p781
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[WP] As you lie there on your deathbed, you close your eyes and feel death looming upon you. You open your eyes and you're shocked to realize you are in a hospital. You've realized you were in an accident that left you unconscious for a day. All you've experienced up until now was just a long dream.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/herpes_for_free
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2021
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How is your mental state right before falling asleep? Can you just close your eyes and drift away? Are you haunted by past regrets that pounce as soon as you aren't distracted by outside stimulus?
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Close your eyes and imagine the impact font

Image: Awooga wolf

Top text: Me when cute boy

Bottom text: Awooga Awooga

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PUNKWEIGHTINTRO
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.

Dark, isn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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but if you close your eyes v.redd.it/kr5u00e2cm371
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bennyd87708
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES YOU SEE DONDA

TRY IT!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGravGuy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2021
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if you close your eyes... youtube.com/watch?v=-obiT…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakingMemes-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2021
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Close your eyes and listen carefully for a minute, What did you hear?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/One-Run-6363
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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Just close your eyes.. he’s not really there..
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Does anyone else get the hallucination when you can’t even tell your eyes are closed??

I get the visual all the time where i’ll close my eyes but nothing at all will go black… whatever i was looking at just stays and most of the time it will change in strange ways. (like my bedroom will turn into a school hallway), then i open my eyes again and it’s back to my bedroom. i fucking love this shit, jw if anyone else gets this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethnd63
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
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Browsing your phone with your eyes closed

Anyone else experience this. It's truly the most unique thing about dph.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2021
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10 Knock-Out Pin Photos of Independent Wrestlers with one common link: Eyes Closed, Mouth Open, and Breathing Heavily in humilating defeat. Pick your favorite and follow for more! reddit.com/gallery/rjeexa
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Just close your eyes and listen to the wonderful sounds of... youtu.be/aj7Ggku_nyA?t=12…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WraithfulWrath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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If you close your eyes and pretend real hard it’s an apple, it still tastes like an onionπŸ§šβ€β™€οΈπŸ’•. ✨Every bite is agony✨
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πŸ‘€︎ u/haybails720
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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If you close your eyes really hard, does your head β€œrumble”?

I have never found another person who can do this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuSSiBoi420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Just close your eyes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderYousef
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Oyasumi, oyasumi, close your eyes and you'll leave this dream
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarBase10
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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*Sighs deeply. Closes eyes. Lightly shakes head* A first for us today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom3rs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2021
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watch this with your eyes close v.redd.it/ad2smcvod9961
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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthywaterfrosty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Every time I close my eyes, I see him
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Put your eye close to the screen v.redd.it/004cbda0v0e61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timsonater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Bedman mains be like: I could kick your ass with my eyes closed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Count_Meowza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2021
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Run The Jewels - Close Your Eyes (And Count To F**k) feat. Zack de la Rocha [Hip hop] youtube.com/watch?v=PkGwI…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildcatt_71
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Nog's reason to Sisko for wanting to join Starfleet so badly kind of gets me in my feels. More than Vedek Bariels death in "Life Support" which barely phased me any at all. Voyager seems to have the most tear jerking moments for me, with DS9 a close 2nd. What moments get your eyes watery?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughestontx987
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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You just need to close your damn eyes!

Is what my toddler says out of the blue at nap time the afternoon. Me and hubs don’t talk to him like that.

Oh? Who said that, buddy?

β€œMiss β€”-β€œ.

Fuck this daycare.

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[Gifted]🎢When I see an open door; Close your eyes; Clear your heart🎢
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supermarvelous310
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Close your eyes and imagine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_Games04
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Close your eyes!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimThot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I wish your eyes automatically closed at death.

The fact that your eyes remain open just makes death seem all the more disturbing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIntolerable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2021
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If I close my eyes it's like it's not even there :D v.redd.it/fk4s9p69cg581
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradientmist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2021
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Brazil flag if you close your eyes
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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[WP] That zombie finally catched up to you, it's a dead end, you close your eyes waiting for your inevitable doom, however the zombie just stares at you, turns out it was an anorexic when it was alive.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mozilkiller
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Close your eyes and picture a white screen, what’s the first thing that pops in your mind after the screen?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayPowski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I can’t sleep. No matter what I do. As soon as I close my eyes my mind wanders into my past and regrets and what could’ve been. I need help this sucks I’m so tired
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeus8008s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2021
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Imagine: you contract an illness, you're in the hospital and you're close to passing away, as your loved ones surround you in your deathbed, you close your eyes one last time. A second later, you open them again, and this is what you see:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetstream_Matt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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SLPT: Forgot your safety goggles, just close your eyes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacrelidge
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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When you close your eyes I can see you.All the way from β€œCragglewoodPark”. youtu.be/t4-Q6MnOwR8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Standard_Fortune
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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if you close your eyes for a minute and reopen them you have the energy equivalent of a person who had a 8 hour sleep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kizi221
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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[WP] A close friend of yours can read minds. It was their dream to work for the FBI or CIA to catch bad guys. You accompanied them to their first interview, but instead they walk straight back out. They whisper to you to walk calmly out to the car and not to say a word or make eye contact, act calm.

Hi! I if you already read this on WP, you can either click here or comment SubscribeMe! on this thread to get a PM when I post part 2

Also by the time I post part 2 I should have, uh... a title... ;) Thanks for reading!


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I sat in the lobby of the J. Edgar Hoover Building, awkward as hell and waiting out the clock. I couldn't shake the feeling that the receptionist kept glancing at me, as if she had to keep reminding herself why I was here.

Like usual, I was Izzy's entourage somewhere. I had gotten used to living in the comfortable shade of her reputation. Ever since we first met as schoolchildren, Izzy had been the gifted one. The one who was going to do something with her life. She could glance into my mind and read my every worry as clear as a page in a book. Most people were born with an ordinary magic: an affinity for finding things, random and usually unhelpful blips of predestination if you were lucky.

But someone like Izzy... she was special. Telepathy was a rare enough gift, much less one as powerful as her. Most people who could peer into minds looked as if through a thick pane of fogged glass. But Izzy could peer into your mind and find anything she wanted.

That's why it came as little surprise to me the day she informed me that she was going to apply for government work. We both knew she was destined to do something that mattered. I was surprised the morning of her followup interview, when she asked me to go to the heart of downtown Washington D.C. with her.

Before I could even open my mouth and ask her why, Izzy smiled sideways at me and said, like she always did, "Because you're my good luck charm."

But I didn't feel very lucky. I sat in that grand lobby, with its high marble ceilings, feeling smaller and more powerless than I ever had before.

The receptionist just kept staring and staring. I did my best to watch at the floor and try to blend into the wall. Maybe she was a telepath like Izzy. Maybe she could tell at a glance that I could never belong in a place like this. They weeded out the empties like me on the first round of interviews. Unsuitable. Not worth the resources.

The receptionist's eyes never left me as she plucked the phone off her desk and started furtively dialing. S

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Run the Jewels - Close your eyes [rap] youtube.com/watch?v=PkGwI…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banethoth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Choose a number between 1 and 10. Now multiply it by 2, add 3, and subtract 7. Close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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